I can’t wait until marimba players discover the piano they’re gonna feel like such idiots.

Every time I see a clip of RFK Jr I’m like What’s wrong with his voice? And face? And brain?

I wish more people bragged about literally everything they were doing on FB

Really want to see a movie where someone accidentally gets a few drops of soy sauce on their shirt in the first scene and spends the rest of the film freaking out about not being able to change their clothes until the end of the day.

There’s a sadness inside him.
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Every date should have dinosaurs. youtu.be/lvdo59rgYFw?...

I just overheard a woman in her early thirties refer to the “old timey” book she’s reading. It’s literally just a book with pages and a cover.

Middle aged men winking at me is one of the big things I miss from childhood.

Sam Bankman-Fried’s final act of effective altruism is to give us the “math nerd in prison” movie genre.