Nate (professional rock skipper)
@nater-tot.bsky.social
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Christopher, I want a divorce
December 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Christopher, I want a divorce
I think I’m immune to ads, I’ve never wanted something because an ad told me I wanted it I’ve only wanted something because I want it
December 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I think I’m immune to ads, I’ve never wanted something because an ad told me I wanted it I’ve only wanted something because I want it
Babies were right about having things in their mouths with this whole pacifier thing, putting things in my mouth also calms me down (I say this while holding screws in my mouth)
October 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Babies were right about having things in their mouths with this whole pacifier thing, putting things in my mouth also calms me down (I say this while holding screws in my mouth)
The hummus was too strong for the blender
October 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The hummus was too strong for the blender
What are birds?
October 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
What are birds?
Just made hummus off of vibes alone (and without a blender)
October 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Just made hummus off of vibes alone (and without a blender)
Just had a certified ship of Theseus moment
September 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Just had a certified ship of Theseus moment
Ask not for whom the ladies lunch; they lunch for thee
September 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Ask not for whom the ladies lunch; they lunch for thee
I’ve got beef with my microwave
September 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I’ve got beef with my microwave
Hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane tortilla. Amen 🙏
September 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane tortilla. Amen 🙏
I was listening to The Tallest Man On Earth and I thought to myself, “just how tall is this artist that calls himself The Tallest Man On Earth?” Well I looked him up and Kristian Matsson, the artist know as The Tallest Man On Earth, is only 5’7”!!!!!!!!
August 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I was listening to The Tallest Man On Earth and I thought to myself, “just how tall is this artist that calls himself The Tallest Man On Earth?” Well I looked him up and Kristian Matsson, the artist know as The Tallest Man On Earth, is only 5’7”!!!!!!!!
I’m just trying to learn about a seaweed snack why’d you have to do me like that google 😭
July 29, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I’m just trying to learn about a seaweed snack why’d you have to do me like that google 😭
Gotta put sheets on my bed while I’m drunk fuckin pray for me yall maybe im sleepin on the couch tonight
July 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Gotta put sheets on my bed while I’m drunk fuckin pray for me yall maybe im sleepin on the couch tonight
Drinkin a beer before bed… I hope I don’t dream about driving 😳
July 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Drinkin a beer before bed… I hope I don’t dream about driving 😳
Tender be the bug
July 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Tender be the bug
Happy Fourth of July, it is 9pm and I have not eaten, feeling as sick as this country is
July 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Happy Fourth of July, it is 9pm and I have not eaten, feeling as sick as this country is
Ayo if the thing we put our clothes in to make them dry is called a dryer, how come the washer isn’t called a wetter?
June 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Ayo if the thing we put our clothes in to make them dry is called a dryer, how come the washer isn’t called a wetter?
Watching the 1997 Burbank, CA live performance of Silver Springs at Warner Bros. Studios and asking myself, “Are straight people okay?”
June 24, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Watching the 1997 Burbank, CA live performance of Silver Springs at Warner Bros. Studios and asking myself, “Are straight people okay?”
I hate the term “life hack” whoever came up with that needs to be exiled
June 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I hate the term “life hack” whoever came up with that needs to be exiled
Ah yes the fictional city of Vancouver Canada, AI is so good and helpful
May 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Ah yes the fictional city of Vancouver Canada, AI is so good and helpful
Ayo what’s moo deng up to nowadays?
May 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Ayo what’s moo deng up to nowadays?
Why do we have a word for the day before something (eve) but not the day after something?
May 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Why do we have a word for the day before something (eve) but not the day after something?