Nathaniel Hawthorne Heights
@nathanaelbills.bsky.social
I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce
Guy who sails towards the sirens to tell them they’re a little sharp
July 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Guy who sails towards the sirens to tell them they’re a little sharp
Inventing the three piece swim suit
July 21, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Inventing the three piece swim suit
Calling it broad daylight because women light up my world
July 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Calling it broad daylight because women light up my world
Microdosing a fulfilling life and self actualization by having two days off work each week
July 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Microdosing a fulfilling life and self actualization by having two days off work each week
My favorite meat is hot dog, by the way. That is my favorite meat. My second favorite meat is hamburger. And, everyone says, oh, don’t you prefer steak? It’s like, I know steaks are great, but I like hot dog best, and I like hamburger next best.
July 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
My favorite meat is hot dog, by the way. That is my favorite meat. My second favorite meat is hamburger. And, everyone says, oh, don’t you prefer steak? It’s like, I know steaks are great, but I like hot dog best, and I like hamburger next best.
Building an entire miniature city like the set of Godzilla to convince girls from hinge I’m six feet tall
July 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Building an entire miniature city like the set of Godzilla to convince girls from hinge I’m six feet tall
I had a lot of low points at U of M but the time a professor made an off-hand comment that a classmate must've gone to a good school and she replied with "it was a public school, actually" so I ripped off all my skin and my skeleton burst into flames has to be in the top 5
July 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I had a lot of low points at U of M but the time a professor made an off-hand comment that a classmate must've gone to a good school and she replied with "it was a public school, actually" so I ripped off all my skin and my skeleton burst into flames has to be in the top 5
I have no memory of this but once during a family photo the photographer was like “oh what a lovely family” and I immediately said “we have another brother but he hates my dad”
May 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I have no memory of this but once during a family photo the photographer was like “oh what a lovely family” and I immediately said “we have another brother but he hates my dad”
Sorry I vaped on your baby
May 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Sorry I vaped on your baby
Absolutely brutal review of the new sleep token album
May 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Absolutely brutal review of the new sleep token album
I don't know how else to explain it I just feel like Indiana is the Alabama of the midwest
May 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I don't know how else to explain it I just feel like Indiana is the Alabama of the midwest
I'm not even gonna lie I'd pay somewhere between $20 and $100 to punch any or all of the lincoln project guys in the face as hard as I could
May 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I'm not even gonna lie I'd pay somewhere between $20 and $100 to punch any or all of the lincoln project guys in the face as hard as I could
I need that Marx/Engels kind of friendship (my friend is rich, thinks I'm brilliant, pays for my shit)
May 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I need that Marx/Engels kind of friendship (my friend is rich, thinks I'm brilliant, pays for my shit)
I think I could befriend a mountain lion, I think I could give one snacks and we’d hang out
May 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I think I could befriend a mountain lion, I think I could give one snacks and we’d hang out
Overheard: “pc gaming is for smart people, you gotta know the whole alphabet”
May 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Overheard: “pc gaming is for smart people, you gotta know the whole alphabet”
The first rule of fight club is to have fun :)
May 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The first rule of fight club is to have fun :)
Goku should be on some kind of US currency. I don't care if he wasn't born here, he represents the best of us
May 13, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Goku should be on some kind of US currency. I don't care if he wasn't born here, he represents the best of us
I am not a sigma male, I am not an alpha male. I am the far more tactical delta male
May 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I am not a sigma male, I am not an alpha male. I am the far more tactical delta male
The tariffs have been absolutely brutal for my Christian seashell business
May 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The tariffs have been absolutely brutal for my Christian seashell business
Newportmanteau
May 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Newportmanteau
I have become incredibly skilled with the microwave. I’m ready to move up to the macrowave
May 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I have become incredibly skilled with the microwave. I’m ready to move up to the macrowave