The scariest thing about AI is that it’s gotten pretty decent at bullshitting.

“We should have at least one ska-influenced track on the album”—every British artist/band in the late 1970s

Being 37 is about when a guy sees you’re reading The Iliad and mentions Plato as “one of the characters” and that he was mythical and you not correcting him.

My roommate explained to me why he loves Friends and now after three decades I finally get the appeal: “Nothing bad ever happens.”

Show of hands: who has said “this ain’t my first rodeo” and meant it literally?

I think the real reason why Michael Corleone gets so much pushback from locals for trying to expand his “business” in Godfather Part 2 is because he says “Neh-vah-da.”

I’ve dated two psychologists named Heather who work at the same clinic. How does that happen?

Is challenging someone to a dual the same experience as asking someone out on a date? Is there euphoria when they say “challenge accepted”?

Relationship Status: On hiatus from dating apps but still single and looking as well as thinking those stood in the way of finding true love

Do I see my workplace as a popularity contest? OF COURSE! But I don't want to be the Pretty One or Smart One. How do I become the Weird One?