Nathan Alderman
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Nathan Alderman
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Word arranger, story mechanic, question asker, door knocker, Oxford comma enthusiast. Senior News Reporter at @cvilleweekly.bsky.social. Freelance manuscript editor for hire. Opinions are my own.
Wow, I didn't know ANY of these folks posted regularly about movies of varying ridiculousness and stuff happening in Charlottesville!
December 20, 2025 at 1:37 PM
When the Gob Bluth "I've made a huge mistake" meme (left) met SMILE (2022) (right)
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I like to think the woman on the right is not having a conversation, but launching into a full-throated performance of Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse of the Heart," with sweeping hand gestures to accompany the "turn aroouuuuuund!"s.

... Is the one on the left Marjorie Taylor Greene?
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
She has just gotten the horrible news that dear Uncle Jarvis was gravely injured in an accident at the AI Slop Factory. Extra fingers everywhere. Oh, the lack of humanity!
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Pretty sure this is the last thing you see before the curse kicks in and she crawls out of the screen and claims your soul.

Is ... is that Veronica Mars wearing the Aphex Twin guy's face?
December 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Ah yes, that well-known franchise, CASABLANCA. Can't wait for THE YOUNG RICK BLAINE CHRONICLES; the eight-part miniseries about Sam's secret work for the OSS under the cover of a jazz musician; and RICK & LOUIS: THE HUNT FOR HITLER.
December 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Sour cream apple pies.
Green bean casserole.
Roasted delicata squash.
Salmon poached in lemon-rosemary-garlic-shallot oil.

You merely adopted the kitchen. I was born into it! Molded by it!
November 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Indulging in a spot of traditional post-Thanksgiving tree murder. (Premeditated herbicide?)
November 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM