This is only my high school biology class education talking. But gender differentiation doesn’t happen till like 6-7 weeks after conception…so this actually, literally, scientifically and most importantly LEGALLY defines every single person as female. #progress

Have you ever been so excited that you accidentally gave a Nazi Salute?

Me niether…

Last time Trump was president we all had to stay indoors. Four years later not much has changed!

Between Beau, Ava, and Cooper, I think I got out of bed a double digit number of times.

Now, I need to make lunches, pack Abby’s pump parts, fill bottles, make coffee…all in the next 25 minutes.

But Beau is fully and perfectly asleep in my arms.

I’m just going to wait a couple minutes longer…

It’s spa day.

Halley Thanksgiving!

Here’s a picture I took of the sunscreen at Walgreens because If I told my wife they didn’t have the right one I knew she would think I just missed it. I did not miss it. #marraige

So is this the eclipse I’ve been hearing about? I literally can’t even see the sun anymore! #eclipse #socool

If anybody was wondering hwondering how many pair of your wife’s sunglasses it takes to safely view the eclipse…the answer is about 5 #eclipse