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@Korea got smthn u wanna share with the class?
January 3, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Someday I'll look back at these posts and cringe.

And then I'll remember-- to be cringe is to be free.
January 3, 2026 at 4:44 PM
She pondering my orb til I revelation
January 1, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Just spent 23 mins trying to convince my friend that Lenin's first name wasn't John.
November 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Hamilton and Burr is Goku and Vegeta for theater kids.
November 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The animation community suffered a great loss today as I decided "you know what, this is too hard" 30 mins into my first attempt at animating.
Consider this me announcing my retirement.
October 26, 2025 at 12:35 PM
"The older generation makes fun of and insults the younger generation for having emotions and caring about the feelings of others" sounds so dystopian if you don't live on Earth.
August 8, 2025 at 1:35 PM
My honest reaction to everything these days:
August 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
You ever think Moodeng sits and wonders why he doesn't get as many visitors as he used to? He was the most famous hippo in the world a few months ago and now nobody gives a crap. I bet he's confused. That makes me sad.
August 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Worst part about your love language being cooking is that you can never make your ex's favourite dish again (or maybe that's just me)
July 26, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Jerkmate Ranked ❌
Sperm Racing ❌
Epic Fap Battles of History ✅
July 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Is anyone named "Rodrick" irl or is it just him?
June 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Me going back in time to show Galilee and Copernicus all the Jupiter x Earth yuri.
May 5, 2025 at 7:54 AM
My favorite part abt Easter is all the femboy's doing bunny cosplays :3
April 21, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Right Wingers: We're not gay!
Also Right Wingers when there are women in media: What, no! We want men!
April 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
My last tweet (or whatever you call it here) is commentary on capitalism and classism, in case you couldn't tell.
April 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Horse that hates lesbians: Fuck you.
Lesbian: I'm so hungry I could eat a-
Horse that hates lesbians: I'm sorry.
April 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
If I ever meet Sir Ian McKellen I'm gonna ask him his secret to never experiencing Twink Death.
March 13, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Constantly experiencing bi panic cause I'm bi and have anxiety
March 9, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Just found out ✨cracking my neck✨ (one of the ways I stim) can give me ✨osteoarthritis✨ which is "ׅ꯱ꫀׁׅܻ݊ꭈׁׅꪱׁׁׁׅׅׅᨵׁׅׅυׁׅׅ꯱, ꪱׁׁׁׅׅׅꭈׁׅꭈׁׅꫀׁׁׅܻׅ݊᥎ׁׅꫀׁׅܻ݊ꭈׁׅׅ꯱ꪱׁׁׁׅׅׅ֮ϐׁᥣׁׅ֪ꫀׁׅܻ݊ ɑׁׅ݊ꪀժׁׅ݊ ℘ɑׁׅꪱׁׁׁׅׅׅ݊ꪀܻ⨍υׁׅᥣׁׅ֪"
✨Yay ✨
March 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Am depress
Get milkshake
Have milkshake
No depress
Finish milkshake
Depress :(
February 28, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I hope I'll be able tell my stories one day. And I hope people will listen
February 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I wish you could seperate the "give you energy" part and the "give you the need to shit" part of coffee. Cause sometimes I need energy but don't wanna have to shit, and sometimes I need help shitting but also need to go to bed soon.
February 6, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I like toast. With cheddar. Or butter. Or marmite. Or butter and marmite. Maybe ham. Maybe.
January 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM