Politico, if you sucked any harder you’d be a black hole.

Just say the government is lying. it’s not difficult.

We didn’t elect you to tell us what we can already see for ourselves. Act like a US senator instead of a journalist.

We already know this, Ron.

DO. MORE.

I don’t care how long you shut down the federal government. It’s not too high a cost.

I would like you to halt all Senate business until ICE is abolished.

Anything else from you is totally useless at this point.

Is it Creepshow?

It’s the same movie with “thanks for the ride, lady,” right?

I just read that the abduction of Maduro is “audacious” (NBC News) and thought, “well, that’s a choice.”

Tf is Feddle Meddle?

Also, I don’t know if this is accurate but I’ve always felt like this movie was an inflection point in Witt’s career. Being cast more often and in roles that make better use of her considerable talent than just “Chris Moltisanti’s one night stand” or whatever.

Latifah has such great chemistry with so many of her costars in this movie.

Like, portraying a character well is one thing. But I feel like her presence actively makes Depardieu’s and Witt’s and LL’s portrayals all better somehow.

Sometimes instead of false accusations they’ll invent a wasp to take credit for an act of heroism, as with Bondi Beach.

Equally shocking that four Republicans broke ranks.

Live your life in such a way that if people quote you when you die nobody accuses them of celebrating your death.

-’s-

You could post Rob Reiner quotes all week long and nobody’s can accuse you of speaking ill of the dead.

According to its creator, Frank Costanza, “The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! Now, you’re gonna hear about it.”

So it would be holiday appropriate if you begin by listing problems with the Trump/Putin relationship, for instance.

Will you be airing grievances?

*samite

I really think we should be taxing vacant properties and spending the proceeds to subsidize affordable housing.

Why do you hate Pavement?

jk

Reminds me of when Jared Fogle, the Subway spokesperson-cum-pedophile, was arrested and there were quotes from people at Subway corporate HQ that were basically, ~Yeah, he tried to show me what he was into and I told him that's really cringe and you should keep it to yourself.~