nathanielimeyer.bsky.social
@nathanielimeyer.bsky.social
Politico, if you sucked any harder you’d be a black hole.

Just say the government is lying. it’s not difficult.
January 26, 2026 at 2:14 AM
We didn’t elect you to tell us what we can already see for ourselves. Act like a US senator instead of a journalist.
January 26, 2026 at 12:16 AM
We already know this, Ron.

DO. MORE.

I don’t care how long you shut down the federal government. It’s not too high a cost.

I would like you to halt all Senate business until ICE is abolished.

Anything else from you is totally useless at this point.
January 26, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Is it Creepshow?

It’s the same movie with “thanks for the ride, lady,” right?
January 25, 2026 at 7:16 AM
I just read that the abduction of Maduro is “audacious” (NBC News) and thought, “well, that’s a choice.”
January 4, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Tf is Feddle Meddle?
December 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Also, I don’t know if this is accurate but I’ve always felt like this movie was an inflection point in Witt’s career. Being cast more often and in roles that make better use of her considerable talent than just “Chris Moltisanti’s one night stand” or whatever.
December 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Latifah has such great chemistry with so many of her costars in this movie.

Like, portraying a character well is one thing. But I feel like her presence actively makes Depardieu’s and Witt’s and LL’s portrayals all better somehow.
December 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Sometimes instead of false accusations they’ll invent a wasp to take credit for an act of heroism, as with Bondi Beach.
December 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Equally shocking that four Republicans broke ranks.
December 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Live your life in such a way that if people quote you when you die nobody accuses them of celebrating your death.
December 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
-’s-
December 15, 2025 at 6:37 AM
You could post Rob Reiner quotes all week long and nobody’s can accuse you of speaking ill of the dead.
December 15, 2025 at 6:23 AM
According to its creator, Frank Costanza, “The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! Now, you’re gonna hear about it.”

So it would be holiday appropriate if you begin by listing problems with the Trump/Putin relationship, for instance.
December 12, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Will you be airing grievances?
December 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
*samite
December 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I really think we should be taxing vacant properties and spending the proceeds to subsidize affordable housing.
December 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Why do you hate Pavement?

jk
November 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Reminds me of when Jared Fogle, the Subway spokesperson-cum-pedophile, was arrested and there were quotes from people at Subway corporate HQ that were basically, ~Yeah, he tried to show me what he was into and I told him that's really cringe and you should keep it to yourself.~
November 13, 2025 at 12:11 AM