Bill Clinton is about to come down with some fierce sickness isn't he?
February 7, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Bill Clinton is about to come down with some fierce sickness isn't he?
Nazis go to hell!
January 24, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Nazis go to hell!
Sean Penn saying the term "semen demon" deserves an Oscar.
January 24, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Sean Penn saying the term "semen demon" deserves an Oscar.
Nothing makes me lose my will to live faster than a reel that utilizes the chipmunk voice.
January 10, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Nothing makes me lose my will to live faster than a reel that utilizes the chipmunk voice.
I feel like I'm living through a mass psychosis event
January 8, 2026 at 1:08 AM
I feel like I'm living through a mass psychosis event
Okay so the Bears are going to have to stop the 49ers on back to back drives, which feels unlikely at this moment.
December 29, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Okay so the Bears are going to have to stop the 49ers on back to back drives, which feels unlikely at this moment.
Colts are playing "Jump" after going down 48-27.
December 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Colts are playing "Jump" after going down 48-27.
Sports stars will do anything for a dollar, I'm aware. But I've never seen so much good will for an NFL player dissolve so quickly.
December 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Sports stars will do anything for a dollar, I'm aware. But I've never seen so much good will for an NFL player dissolve so quickly.
@sickoscommittee.org We're going to need some stats on QBs that throw an INT and fumble in the same play.
December 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
@sickoscommittee.org We're going to need some stats on QBs that throw an INT and fumble in the same play.
Zyn?? You mean boutique spit???
November 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Zyn?? You mean boutique spit???
Ohio Bobcats have 42 points and 28 passing yards.
November 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Ohio Bobcats have 42 points and 28 passing yards.
How can you not be romantic about planet earth?
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
How can you not be romantic about planet earth?
The Rosalia album is THAT GOOD! Took my breath away, holy SHIT!
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The Rosalia album is THAT GOOD! Took my breath away, holy SHIT!
There ain’t no way I’m watching this asshole on South Park.
October 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
There ain’t no way I’m watching this asshole on South Park.
Just ran the Chicago Marathon this Sunday. Unbelievably brutal run. Fought for every mile and PR'ed by 3 minutes.
October 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Just ran the Chicago Marathon this Sunday. Unbelievably brutal run. Fought for every mile and PR'ed by 3 minutes.
Ryan Clark's fit goes insane, holy shit.
October 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Ryan Clark's fit goes insane, holy shit.
BEAR DOWN!!! RAAAHHHH!!!
October 14, 2025 at 1:57 PM
BEAR DOWN!!! RAAAHHHH!!!
Crying real tears that this is a real frame from the the Dandadan manga.
October 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Crying real tears that this is a real frame from the the Dandadan manga.
Why does Bill Simmons look like he's been through something mildly traumatic every time he jumps on camera.
October 6, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Why does Bill Simmons look like he's been through something mildly traumatic every time he jumps on camera.
Stone cold [strike] from Keller.
October 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Stone cold [strike] from Keller.
To everyone: "Don't look at the forecast for marathon day. We're too far away and there's no way it's accurate."
To self: ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck
To self: ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck
October 3, 2025 at 3:54 AM
To everyone: "Don't look at the forecast for marathon day. We're too far away and there's no way it's accurate."
To self: ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck
To self: ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck
"October" baseball is back in Chicago and my blood pressure is increasing.
September 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
"October" baseball is back in Chicago and my blood pressure is increasing.
CHICAGO BEARS FANS DESERVE HAPPINESS TOO
September 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
CHICAGO BEARS FANS DESERVE HAPPINESS TOO
Someone pull me away from the television.
September 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Someone pull me away from the television.
Caleb Williams must feel like he's playing against the great wall of China. Dude can't get it past the line on scrimmage.
September 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Caleb Williams must feel like he's playing against the great wall of China. Dude can't get it past the line on scrimmage.