Nathan Page
@nathanpagecomedy.bsky.social
Average white dude, comedian, handyman, anti-status quo leftist
Trump’s trade plan:
April 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Trump’s trade plan:
I’m not worried about the stock market. My retirement plan has always been to offer Mr. Beast oral sex
April 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I’m not worried about the stock market. My retirement plan has always been to offer Mr. Beast oral sex
I used to eat so much candy during Easter it looked like I got bukkaked by Oompa Loompas
April 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I used to eat so much candy during Easter it looked like I got bukkaked by Oompa Loompas
Just sayin, there’s no George Soros bot accounts offering me money right now.
March 31, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Just sayin, there’s no George Soros bot accounts offering me money right now.
Dudes only defend Musk because they are waiting for him to make a sex robot they can buy.
March 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Dudes only defend Musk because they are waiting for him to make a sex robot they can buy.
I was cancelling Kim Kardashian before it was cool
March 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I was cancelling Kim Kardashian before it was cool
I was not donating to the democrats for being huge disappointments before it was cool
March 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I was not donating to the democrats for being huge disappointments before it was cool
I hate the lane detection in cars. Don’t yell at me for drifting out of my lane. I know I’m doing that, I’m drunk.
March 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I hate the lane detection in cars. Don’t yell at me for drifting out of my lane. I know I’m doing that, I’m drunk.
Idea: Escape room that happens in a bathroom that you learn you’re in halfway through pooping.
January 26, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Idea: Escape room that happens in a bathroom that you learn you’re in halfway through pooping.
It’s going to get as cold as the hearts of those who voted for Trump
January 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
It’s going to get as cold as the hearts of those who voted for Trump
It’s so cold, I went outside to pee and my urine froze before it hit the homeless guy’s mouth
January 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It’s so cold, I went outside to pee and my urine froze before it hit the homeless guy’s mouth
It’s so cold my boss could only be a little bit of a dick
January 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
It’s so cold my boss could only be a little bit of a dick
What’s a golfer’s favorite part of oral sex? The forehead
January 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
What’s a golfer’s favorite part of oral sex? The forehead
Mark Zuckerberg is the Jeff Bezos you bought off Temu
January 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Mark Zuckerberg is the Jeff Bezos you bought off Temu
I told myself I would stop procrastinating when I turned 30. I’m 38 now and I think I’m ready to start thinking about maybe considering possibly working on that in the future at some point. Maybe when I turn 40.
January 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I told myself I would stop procrastinating when I turned 30. I’m 38 now and I think I’m ready to start thinking about maybe considering possibly working on that in the future at some point. Maybe when I turn 40.
I’ve never participated in “quiet quitting”. What I do I like to call “quiet reimbursement”, aka “stealing”.
December 20, 2024 at 2:45 AM
I’ve never participated in “quiet quitting”. What I do I like to call “quiet reimbursement”, aka “stealing”.
I feel like Seal Team 6 when I find my last sock clinging to the side of the washing machine. No one will be left behind!
December 20, 2024 at 1:01 AM
I feel like Seal Team 6 when I find my last sock clinging to the side of the washing machine. No one will be left behind!
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Ever feel like a company stops making a product you like just to spite you?
December 17, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Ever feel like a company stops making a product you like just to spite you?
Can they sell egg nog in smaller quantities? Sometimes daddy just needs a little taste instead of chugging a quart.
December 16, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Can they sell egg nog in smaller quantities? Sometimes daddy just needs a little taste instead of chugging a quart.
Starting a clothing line to help you look really cool while you’re getting over a cold. Calling it Post Nasal Drip.
December 14, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Starting a clothing line to help you look really cool while you’re getting over a cold. Calling it Post Nasal Drip.
The thing I hate the most about how asparagus affects the smell of your pee is that I don’t eat asparagus. Why does it smell like that?
December 12, 2024 at 2:54 PM
The thing I hate the most about how asparagus affects the smell of your pee is that I don’t eat asparagus. Why does it smell like that?
My job saved a bunch of money on the new dental plan by changing the provider to one guy who lives in an alley with a rusty pliers
December 11, 2024 at 3:42 PM
My job saved a bunch of money on the new dental plan by changing the provider to one guy who lives in an alley with a rusty pliers