Rough time to be someone who gives a fuck about things

Bah humbug. See y’all on April 2 when everyone done with funny little jokes

There should be a word that describes the specific despair of a parent whose child has discovered Crazy Frog

Weather is ‘crisp’. Imagine being in such desperate need of something uplifting that you’re forced to invent the whole concept of ‘crisp’

It’s almost 9am. Have you sworn at a transformer yet?