been planning a BBQ party for over 2 weeks with 20 people invited to take place this Saturday - the whole time the weather was predicted to be perfect for it, up until this afternoon when suddenly the predictions flipped to forecast rain for the whole day. I'm gonna go cry and hide in a corner now.
April 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
been planning a BBQ party for over 2 weeks with 20 people invited to take place this Saturday - the whole time the weather was predicted to be perfect for it, up until this afternoon when suddenly the predictions flipped to forecast rain for the whole day. I'm gonna go cry and hide in a corner now.
on the train from Paris and the ticket inspector whilst checking my ticket said something very full on in French to me. Me, not knowing any French, merely replied with "...Pardon?" Her response? "Oh you're English? That explains it" and then walked off. I'm not sure how I feel about this encounter.
April 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
on the train from Paris and the ticket inspector whilst checking my ticket said something very full on in French to me. Me, not knowing any French, merely replied with "...Pardon?" Her response? "Oh you're English? That explains it" and then walked off. I'm not sure how I feel about this encounter.
my biggest wish in life is for it to be mandatory for restaurants to offer portion size options on their menus, why am i being forced to overeat otherwise???
April 6, 2025 at 10:44 AM
my biggest wish in life is for it to be mandatory for restaurants to offer portion size options on their menus, why am i being forced to overeat otherwise???
ok but they should have nail bars at airports. I would love to have my nails painted whilst I waited for my flight
March 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
ok but they should have nail bars at airports. I would love to have my nails painted whilst I waited for my flight
My dad's metaphor on life: "if you don't like the smell of the bakery then you can piss off".
January 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
My dad's metaphor on life: "if you don't like the smell of the bakery then you can piss off".
thanks for making me feel old Duolingo
January 27, 2025 at 1:16 PM
thanks for making me feel old Duolingo
what a fucking dig to my single life
January 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
what a fucking dig to my single life
omg why must I always have the same delivery person every single time I order on deliveroo, this is not ok, they know all of my piggy secrets
January 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
omg why must I always have the same delivery person every single time I order on deliveroo, this is not ok, they know all of my piggy secrets
burned a ciggy hole in my dressing gown pocket the other day, my mum fixed it up 😭😭😭😭😭
January 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
burned a ciggy hole in my dressing gown pocket the other day, my mum fixed it up 😭😭😭😭😭
Is it too late to watch the Muppet Christmas Carol?
January 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Is it too late to watch the Muppet Christmas Carol?
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Merry Continental European Christmas to those who celebrate on the eve of the 24th. 🌲 My parents gifted me the Jonathan Livingston Seagull soundtrack on vinyl and my dad received a fishhat. So very merry.
December 24, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Merry Continental European Christmas to those who celebrate on the eve of the 24th. 🌲 My parents gifted me the Jonathan Livingston Seagull soundtrack on vinyl and my dad received a fishhat. So very merry.
tis the season to say "ok one more serving won't hurt", whilst popping open trouser buttons
December 23, 2024 at 9:12 PM
tis the season to say "ok one more serving won't hurt", whilst popping open trouser buttons
love that dogs are loyal, but why must you follow me to the toilet my dude
December 23, 2024 at 9:04 PM
love that dogs are loyal, but why must you follow me to the toilet my dude
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Gisèle Pelicot stood with her head held high in a courtroom in Avignon, France, on Thursday as the verdicts in the four-month rape trial of her ex-husband and 50 other men were read. Her image has become a symbol of female strength around the world, our critic writes.
Read more: nyti.ms/41Ju7lP
Read more: nyti.ms/41Ju7lP
December 20, 2024 at 12:37 PM
Gisèle Pelicot stood with her head held high in a courtroom in Avignon, France, on Thursday as the verdicts in the four-month rape trial of her ex-husband and 50 other men were read. Her image has become a symbol of female strength around the world, our critic writes.
Read more: nyti.ms/41Ju7lP
Read more: nyti.ms/41Ju7lP
Why is it that the only thing I'm actually looking forward to this Christmas is Wallace and Gromit
December 20, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Why is it that the only thing I'm actually looking forward to this Christmas is Wallace and Gromit
There's a group next to me at a hotel restaurant that is passionately speaking about the national grid. Late 20s, early 30s. Genuinely impressed at how a mundane topic can be spoken about in such depth
December 19, 2024 at 7:29 AM
There's a group next to me at a hotel restaurant that is passionately speaking about the national grid. Late 20s, early 30s. Genuinely impressed at how a mundane topic can be spoken about in such depth
I do miss Twitter tho (insert Paul Mescal meme here).
December 16, 2024 at 9:25 PM
I do miss Twitter tho (insert Paul Mescal meme here).
There's nothing worse than dry texting / short responses from others. Absolutely does my head in. You might as well tell me to go do one, at least that would be more of an interesting response. 😖
December 16, 2024 at 9:14 PM
There's nothing worse than dry texting / short responses from others. Absolutely does my head in. You might as well tell me to go do one, at least that would be more of an interesting response. 😖
Can 'asshat' be used as a verb? Asking for a friend.
December 9, 2024 at 11:21 AM
Can 'asshat' be used as a verb? Asking for a friend.
how to ruin my day in 2 seconds
December 9, 2024 at 11:17 AM
how to ruin my day in 2 seconds
Why isn't mood lighting more of a thing in bathrooms? Feng Shui lovers usually preach the importance of needing to bring in low lighting in a room but candles are not the solution for hotel bathrooms.
November 24, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Why isn't mood lighting more of a thing in bathrooms? Feng Shui lovers usually preach the importance of needing to bring in low lighting in a room but candles are not the solution for hotel bathrooms.
just sent a 19 minute long voice note to a mate of mine. I probably deserve to be ghosted after that, woops #yappingawayeveryday
November 24, 2024 at 8:22 PM
just sent a 19 minute long voice note to a mate of mine. I probably deserve to be ghosted after that, woops #yappingawayeveryday
my dad always used to use the phrase "the squeakiest doors get oiled first" when I was growing up. Never knew where it came from, but just discovered the American proverb "the squeaky wheel gets the grease"... Have to admit I prefer my dad's version much better #nobias
November 24, 2024 at 8:20 PM
my dad always used to use the phrase "the squeakiest doors get oiled first" when I was growing up. Never knew where it came from, but just discovered the American proverb "the squeaky wheel gets the grease"... Have to admit I prefer my dad's version much better #nobias
hell yea my life rocks #roomservice?dontmindifido
November 24, 2024 at 8:08 PM
hell yea my life rocks #roomservice?dontmindifido