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🌸 Nat 🌸
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I would dropkick a child for a Marlboro Red.

Neo Trad Tattoo Artist & Taxidermy Studio Manager
With every new phone release, I yearn for Phonebloks and curse Google for dropping Project Ara.
January 2, 2026 at 4:06 AM
They should allow “unparliamentary language” in parliament, fuck it.
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Andy cohen a real one for his drunken take on Eric Adams 😂😂
January 1, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Will Neff is the younger Andy Cohen and no I will not explain
January 1, 2026 at 1:52 AM
My sister should of been bullied more
December 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
“This year was tough but at least I didn’t buy a labubu” really fucks me off because CHRIST besides the point that I did buy a labubu, have you looked around at the world lately? What a fuckin “I’m not like other girls” thing to say - let people enjoy shit.
December 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Merry Christmas from my house and the cats with their new ice cream truck scratch hut 😂🎄💖
December 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
The first year I can’t use my (maiden) last name as a pun for “Murray Litmas”…gunna have to come up with a new one for my current last name 🤔
December 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Just found out Sephora is helping and assisting with ICE raids.

So let’s shop there
December 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
What did I do to get the sweetest little boy in the world world 🥹🥹🥹 Happy Caturday
December 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
First Jake Paul and now Andrew Tate getting their shit rocked…

Is the world healing?
December 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Asmondgold being found by his viewers that he’s grifter all along - who could have foreseen this? (Me & everyone with a functioning brain could)
December 20, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I want Seth Rogen to explain himself for the new Animal Farm movie
December 20, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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I was a deeply cool kid, I lived on the edge. I played my Wii uncircumcised and without the wrist strap. Televisions hated to see me coming.
December 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Tattooers need to stop with the grift-y sales pitches I’m seeing on ig.
-“why I don’t use _____ anymore and how it changed me for the better”
- “3 tools I NEVER use for drawing _____”
- *insert some sad story* and how clients…”

I don’t know when my industry became LinkedIn but fuck off.
December 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Just like Stardew Valley, I have grown to many damn radishes.
December 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
R/vancouver and r/nicevancouver are the most annoying subs to post at. The amount of semantic hoops to jump through for a post is ridiculous.

Excuse me for trying to bring awareness to something holy fuck.
December 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Am I really supposed to believe that this years Coca Cola holiday commercial is ‘artist forward’ with all the “storyboards” etc especially when they’re using photoshop…to put a jpeg on a truck…when it’s a video? And the animal arms changeouts…using photoshops Ai prompt tool… LMAO. Ai slop.
December 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Well, I think I’ll make a big batch of soup for this week. This storm seems like the optimal time for that.
December 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Oh. Ok.
December 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Jesus Christ. I do not know this world at all. Horrific.
December 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Vomits
December 13, 2025 at 5:42 AM
….im physically ill knowing this is happening
First trailer for Andy Serkis’ ‘ANIMAL FARM’ has dropped.

In theaters May 1.

#AnimalFarm #AndySerkis
December 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
2 hours sleep - I’m ready to punt a small child if need be
December 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM