It would be nice if there was an actual epiphany that this level of brutality is too much for most people

I hope that thing is slow because it's ugly as sin and I really don't want other teams to copy it

lol, it’s like reading Enid Blyton in the 80s

Slurs - very bad!

Slavery - it’s complicated

Ham + Champagne Socialist = Sir Keir Starmer

Just about spot on, yes. ‘They attack from low level!’ (Yes, after diving from medium altitude). ‘They would be at the side, not the back!’ (They attacked from every angle, it was the best way to guarantee hits when the ship was manoeuvring). ’They could not attack from there’ (They could and did)

I’m in this photograph and I don’t like it

That figures

Blimey. My issue is that the self assessment simultaneously says I don’t have to pay them but they will be considered paid for the purposes of pension and benefits, and also that I owe £xxx - and I don’t know which it is

How would they hold the clubs?