#WichitaKS pull up at #CentralStandardBrewing on Feb 16th for Central Stand Up, with headliner Aaron Naylor (@naylorcomedy.bsky.social). Follow @centralstandup.bsky.social for more info and get tickets at CSU12.EVENTBRITE.COM

I wanna be buried alive to see if I’ll grow a little taller

Punch nazis with bullets

Punch nazis with bullets

If god was a cool guy, he would’ve given Adam two wives so he could’ve sucked his own dick

Of course tariffs on imported goods is going to be bad. The only thing this country actually makes here are dead children.

Pink Floyd is the best band ever and that rules

Chris Columbus did all that genociding just to get a city in Ohio named after him lol

This is my dog. His name is Ollie. He’s afraid of that goldfish, even though it is a cool goldfish. He wants me to drown it. He doesn’t understand fish.

I’m a comedian*

*person on the internet lying to you probably