Nazgul no9
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Used to be a ranger named Talion, now I spend my time keeping Squeak out of trouble. #unhingedfellowship
Um, you want to turn the tower of Barad-dur into a snowman? There is one problem, lava rivers flowing everywhere. It would melt!
December 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Um, you want to turn the tower of Barad-dur into a snowman? There is one problem, lava rivers flowing everywhere. It would melt!
Hmmm, I guess the part of the song about "five gold rings" came to mind, but after I think about it......nooooo.
December 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Hmmm, I guess the part of the song about "five gold rings" came to mind, but after I think about it......nooooo.
Hey! Now I have to start again! Hmmm, what if we put fake gold rings on it?
a boy and a girl are sitting at a table .
Alt: a boy and a girl are sitting at a table . Boy spills drink on girl's paper
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December 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Hey! Now I have to start again! Hmmm, what if we put fake gold rings on it?
*Starts whistling along with Ernil while compiling his list and making diagrams of what they plan to do to the tower*
a cartoon of a cat sitting at a desk with a looney tunes logo on the bottom
Alt: a cartoon of a cat sitting at a desk with a looney tunes logo on the bottom, making plans
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December 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
*Starts whistling along with Ernil while compiling his list and making diagrams of what they plan to do to the tower*
Waffles sounds good. I will make my list while we cook them! Now how to attach pine branches to a big spooky tower...*Starts working on a diagram*
December 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Waffles sounds good. I will make my list while we cook them! Now how to attach pine branches to a big spooky tower...*Starts working on a diagram*
👀 The floor gave out? .....but the floors are made of stone in Minas Morgul...Never mind, I don't want to know!
December 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
👀 The floor gave out? .....but the floors are made of stone in Minas Morgul...Never mind, I don't want to know!
Are you kidding? The nazgul has a whole wall of shampoos. I am sure there is something there to enhance the blue glow.
December 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Are you kidding? The nazgul has a whole wall of shampoos. I am sure there is something there to enhance the blue glow.
Um, no. The last time I saw them, they were waiting on their lord and master, Khamul to appear. 🤭
December 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Um, no. The last time I saw them, they were waiting on their lord and master, Khamul to appear. 🤭
Yes! I spent a great amount of time cleaning those broom closets! *grins*
December 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Yes! I spent a great amount of time cleaning those broom closets! *grins*
I think the last one is the one who shows Scrooge his dismal terrible future, which scares him so badly that he changes his ways. *Looks at No4 and chuckles* I think you would be perfect for the part.
December 3, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I think the last one is the one who shows Scrooge his dismal terrible future, which scares him so badly that he changes his ways. *Looks at No4 and chuckles* I think you would be perfect for the part.
The dire rats have a choir? 👀*Tries to imagine singing rats*
a mouse in a red suit is playing with a microphone
Alt: a mouse in a red suit is playing with a microphone
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December 2, 2025 at 1:25 PM
The dire rats have a choir? 👀*Tries to imagine singing rats*
Um sing? How would a tower sing?
December 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Um sing? How would a tower sing?
Alright then, we need lights, tinsel, bows, ornaments...hey what if we cover the tower in evergreen branches and turn it into a giant tree? One tree to rule them all? 🤭
December 1, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Alright then, we need lights, tinsel, bows, ornaments...hey what if we cover the tower in evergreen branches and turn it into a giant tree? One tree to rule them all? 🤭
Would Orkea be a good place to look?
December 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Would Orkea be a good place to look?
I like this idea! Surprise all of Mordor! Now, we are going to need a bunch of lights, tinsel and ribbons and bows. Oh! How about a big star on the top of it?
November 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I like this idea! Surprise all of Mordor! Now, we are going to need a bunch of lights, tinsel and ribbons and bows. Oh! How about a big star on the top of it?
Hmmm, only problem is that Maeglin will not go there. I don't blame him for that. But decorating the ugly thing would be very amusing!
November 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Hmmm, only problem is that Maeglin will not go there. I don't blame him for that. But decorating the ugly thing would be very amusing!
I was there yesterday. Nothing is in it. Not even the bats. *Evil grin* I think it needs tinsel and bows, don't you? Instead of it looming over all of us looking malevolent, I think it could benefit from some holiday cheer. Think of it as a big tree!
November 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I was there yesterday. Nothing is in it. Not even the bats. *Evil grin* I think it needs tinsel and bows, don't you? Instead of it looming over all of us looking malevolent, I think it could benefit from some holiday cheer. Think of it as a big tree!
could use a bit of.....festiveness. what do you think?
November 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
could use a bit of.....festiveness. what do you think?
Well, as you know by now, hobbits love celebrations. Since Anna arrived, our celebrations have become more elaborate. This is a good thing. Celebrations with our friends and family defeat the shadow...which makes me think..You see that abandoned tower over there? *Points at Barad-dur* I think it +
November 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Well, as you know by now, hobbits love celebrations. Since Anna arrived, our celebrations have become more elaborate. This is a good thing. Celebrations with our friends and family defeat the shadow...which makes me think..You see that abandoned tower over there? *Points at Barad-dur* I think it +
Naruk has always loved celebrations. He was the one who suggested mistletoe to me. You should dress like the fat bearded guy! All the children would love that.
November 30, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Naruk has always loved celebrations. He was the one who suggested mistletoe to me. You should dress like the fat bearded guy! All the children would love that.
Then why did she ask for more?
November 30, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Then why did she ask for more?
Wha...for the decorations! Anna asked for pine branches and holly from the forest. Have you forgotten what season this is?
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Wha...for the decorations! Anna asked for pine branches and holly from the forest. Have you forgotten what season this is?