Nazowrin
@nazowrin.bsky.social
Evildoer, ADHD, Asexual.
I often feel that I am not evil enough. I should build a device. Gonna post random thoughts here.
Character in pfp is custom. Not explaining it cause it's too long.
www.twitch.tv/nazowrin
I often feel that I am not evil enough. I should build a device. Gonna post random thoughts here.
Character in pfp is custom. Not explaining it cause it's too long.
www.twitch.tv/nazowrin
I just realized my two eight year old cousins don't remember a time before the Caves and Cliffs update.
I pray they never will. Those were dark times.
I pray they never will. Those were dark times.
March 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I just realized my two eight year old cousins don't remember a time before the Caves and Cliffs update.
I pray they never will. Those were dark times.
I pray they never will. Those were dark times.
*I rent a room in Skyrim.*
"Oh look. A sweet roll left in my room. It must be for me."
*I pick up the sweet roll.*
I am now wanted for thievery of the highest degree. I could not pay off this bounty even with a dragon's hoard. I leave this city in a casket, or with a trail of bodies.
"Oh look. A sweet roll left in my room. It must be for me."
*I pick up the sweet roll.*
I am now wanted for thievery of the highest degree. I could not pay off this bounty even with a dragon's hoard. I leave this city in a casket, or with a trail of bodies.
December 13, 2024 at 6:57 AM
*I rent a room in Skyrim.*
"Oh look. A sweet roll left in my room. It must be for me."
*I pick up the sweet roll.*
I am now wanted for thievery of the highest degree. I could not pay off this bounty even with a dragon's hoard. I leave this city in a casket, or with a trail of bodies.
"Oh look. A sweet roll left in my room. It must be for me."
*I pick up the sweet roll.*
I am now wanted for thievery of the highest degree. I could not pay off this bounty even with a dragon's hoard. I leave this city in a casket, or with a trail of bodies.
Wish I had random silly thoughts like everyone else on Twitter and Bluesky cause my brain just reads something and thinks about it for the next 6 hours
December 6, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Wish I had random silly thoughts like everyone else on Twitter and Bluesky cause my brain just reads something and thinks about it for the next 6 hours
I just gotta start being an asshole cause for some reason all the assholes are doing great.
November 28, 2024 at 7:59 AM
I just gotta start being an asshole cause for some reason all the assholes are doing great.
Why don't the people of Gotham City arm themselves? Sure, Batman may fight crime, but he can't be everywhere at once. That poor kid Bruce Wayne wouldn't be an orphan if his parents were carrying. I bet Bruce is armed now. There's no way he isn't.
November 28, 2024 at 7:56 AM
Why don't the people of Gotham City arm themselves? Sure, Batman may fight crime, but he can't be everywhere at once. That poor kid Bruce Wayne wouldn't be an orphan if his parents were carrying. I bet Bruce is armed now. There's no way he isn't.
"This is the best thing since the wheel!" I say while slicing my bread. Every day is a wonder.
November 22, 2024 at 10:35 PM
"This is the best thing since the wheel!" I say while slicing my bread. Every day is a wonder.
If Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie then The Nightmare Before Christmas isn't either.
November 22, 2024 at 10:25 PM
If Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie then The Nightmare Before Christmas isn't either.
My cat will be screaming bloody murder across the house so I go and see what's wrong and he just wants me to be in the same room. Doesn't want me to hold him. Doesn't want me to pet him. Just be nearby.
He would not survive the wild.
He would not survive the wild.
November 22, 2024 at 6:06 AM
My cat will be screaming bloody murder across the house so I go and see what's wrong and he just wants me to be in the same room. Doesn't want me to hold him. Doesn't want me to pet him. Just be nearby.
He would not survive the wild.
He would not survive the wild.
My dog has gotten REALLY good at acting like she hasn't been fed recently. It's making me question whether or not I did and I fear her power is only growing.
November 22, 2024 at 6:00 AM
My dog has gotten REALLY good at acting like she hasn't been fed recently. It's making me question whether or not I did and I fear her power is only growing.
I love games like Minecraft, Terraria, and Stardew Valley because I go for 6 months without playing them, redownload and play them for 20 minutes after spending 3 hours downloading mods, then I uninstall it again.
November 22, 2024 at 5:57 AM
I love games like Minecraft, Terraria, and Stardew Valley because I go for 6 months without playing them, redownload and play them for 20 minutes after spending 3 hours downloading mods, then I uninstall it again.
Officer: "So I got some calls about a suspicious person trying to set up a bear trap in the sandbox."
Me, standing in the sandbox with a bear trap attached to my leg:
Me, standing in the sandbox with a bear trap attached to my leg:
November 21, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Officer: "So I got some calls about a suspicious person trying to set up a bear trap in the sandbox."
Me, standing in the sandbox with a bear trap attached to my leg:
Me, standing in the sandbox with a bear trap attached to my leg:
My ass could NOT be trusted with magnetic slime
November 21, 2024 at 10:45 PM
My ass could NOT be trusted with magnetic slime
One of my worst traits is that I'm extremely super smart but if you ask me to teach you or explain a topic I immediately forget everything
November 21, 2024 at 9:38 PM
One of my worst traits is that I'm extremely super smart but if you ask me to teach you or explain a topic I immediately forget everything
I don't think I'll ever understand people who complain about Phantoms in Minecraft.
Just sleep??? It's that easy???
Just sleep??? It's that easy???
November 21, 2024 at 4:26 PM
I don't think I'll ever understand people who complain about Phantoms in Minecraft.
Just sleep??? It's that easy???
Just sleep??? It's that easy???
Just not feeling up to building a contraption or device today
November 21, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Just not feeling up to building a contraption or device today
Unironically onions may just be the worst thing to ever exist. Like seriously name anything and there's a 10000% chance onions are worse. I see even one scrap of onion on my food and I literally cannot eat it. If you ever want to instantly ruin a dish, just add onions. I'd sooner eat dirt.
November 21, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Unironically onions may just be the worst thing to ever exist. Like seriously name anything and there's a 10000% chance onions are worse. I see even one scrap of onion on my food and I literally cannot eat it. If you ever want to instantly ruin a dish, just add onions. I'd sooner eat dirt.
I made cookies but I'm not sharing them with anyone.
November 20, 2024 at 11:44 PM
I made cookies but I'm not sharing them with anyone.
I would never kill my henchmen if they failed an evil task. It just creates a toxic workplace environment. Instead I tell them they can't be evil for a few hours. I always see improvement after that.
Follow me for more evil overlord tips.
Follow me for more evil overlord tips.
November 20, 2024 at 11:36 PM
I would never kill my henchmen if they failed an evil task. It just creates a toxic workplace environment. Instead I tell them they can't be evil for a few hours. I always see improvement after that.
Follow me for more evil overlord tips.
Follow me for more evil overlord tips.
If I was put in charge of The Olympics, I would immediately improve it with one simple addition. I call it:
The Olympic Draft
In this thread, I will explain why this idea would fix everything.
The Olympic Draft
In this thread, I will explain why this idea would fix everything.
November 20, 2024 at 7:55 PM
If I was put in charge of The Olympics, I would immediately improve it with one simple addition. I call it:
The Olympic Draft
In this thread, I will explain why this idea would fix everything.
The Olympic Draft
In this thread, I will explain why this idea would fix everything.
"Ok, I need to focus on this very important task that is on a deadline."
My brain, with 17 different thoughts queued up:
My brain, with 17 different thoughts queued up:
November 20, 2024 at 7:39 PM
"Ok, I need to focus on this very important task that is on a deadline."
My brain, with 17 different thoughts queued up:
My brain, with 17 different thoughts queued up:
I should freeze the planet
November 20, 2024 at 7:07 PM
I should freeze the planet
Remember that by taking away anyone's rights you are actively excluding people from the ability to be evil. That's the boring "new world" evil. Embrace "old world" evil and ensure everyone can participate in wrongdoing.
November 20, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Remember that by taking away anyone's rights you are actively excluding people from the ability to be evil. That's the boring "new world" evil. Embrace "old world" evil and ensure everyone can participate in wrongdoing.
I miss the olden days when "evil" meant "I am going to use my comically oversized ray gun to take over the city" and not "I am going to spread misinformation and hateful rhetoric online". We need to return to our classic evil roots. Real evil is done by mad scientists and skeleton armies.
November 20, 2024 at 6:37 PM
I miss the olden days when "evil" meant "I am going to use my comically oversized ray gun to take over the city" and not "I am going to spread misinformation and hateful rhetoric online". We need to return to our classic evil roots. Real evil is done by mad scientists and skeleton armies.