Riyadh, Saudi Arabia — In a performance hailed as a master class in discipline, Lebron James surprised the audience at the first ever Riyadh Comedy Festival with a set of original material. "It's an honor to perform within the clearly defined parameters of the Kingdom's vision," he said. #NBAsky

SKIMS and the NBA announced a new ad campaign, "Commissioner's Briefs," starring Commissioner Adam Silver. "We're always looking for authentic ways to engage with our fans" said Silver. Commissioner's Briefs offer unparalleled comfort and support and I'm excited for our fans to feel the difference."

Leaked documents confirmed this week that Knicks star Jalen Brunson inked a $22 million deal as tambourinist for James Dolan's blues-rock project JD & The Straight Shot. A source close to Brunson said he's no-showed every band practice session and hasn't performed at any live concerts. #NBASky #NBA

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Although Utah was not one of his preferred destinations, 5th overall pick Ace Bailey is reportedly feeling more optimistic about where he landed after soaking in the local culture. A source close to Bailey said "It only took him about 5 or 6 seconds" before warming up to the situation. #NBASky #NBA

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Gatorade today announced a limited edition prescription only "Tramadol Sunrise" flavor, a collaboration with Milwaukee Bucks forward Bobby Portis. "Hydration is important, obviously, and so is relaxation" said Portis before ending the press conference early. #NBAsky #NBA #NBAThreads #WNBA

"We deeply regret this disruption in our regular programming. Our heartfelt apologies go out to Dr Garcia and the entire team over at Crest 3D Whitestrips." #NBA #NBAFinals #NBAsky

"As an organization, we're open to successfully participating in an NBA playoffs series" Sacramento Kings GM Scott Perry announced Tuesday during a press conference Monday morning. Perry stressed that the Kings are excited to complete multiple NBA playoff games as per official league rules. #nbasky

Pacers star Tyrese Haliburton shifted in and out of consciousness on the Paycom Center court following his signature 'Choke' gesture with .3 seconds remaining in Game 1 of the NBA Finals. Medical staff rushed to attend to the All-Star guard as a pool of blood visibly formed under his head.

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Oklahoma City, OK — Anonymous sources close to the Oklahoma City Thunder guard indicate that the decision to divest from the sprawling Aura Farm was strategic, coming after he reportedly reached a deal with an investment group interested in founding a synthetic, lab grown aura "farm".

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DALLAS, TX - Days after signing a 10- day contract with the Dallas Mavericks, In a move that has sent shockwaves through the NBA.

We want to ease her into the rotation and make sure she's comfortable with the pace of the NBA game. " said head coach Jason Kidd."

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NEW YORK — A24 is thrilled to announce a multiyear creative partnership with NBA veterans and lifelong cinephiles Brook and Robin Lopez to develop, produce, and star in a three-film silent Kammerspielfilm trilogy.
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LOS ANGELES—The Lakers unveiled a commemorative jersey patch featuring Harrison’s face winking, to be worn for the remainder of the season. "The gesture honors one of the greatest figures in franchise history and his commitment building the Lakers legacy," said Lakers governor Jeanie Buss. #NBA

Atlanta, GA —During a live broadcast of TNT’s Inside the NBA,Shaquille O’Neal reportedly pranked co-host Ernie Johnson by lifting the veteran announcer and fully engulfing him inside his asshole mid-segment. Witnesses confirmed Johnson reappeared an hour later unharmed, though visibly disoriented.

NBA All-Star Luka Dončić has officially announced a lifetime
partnership with Minute Maid over the weekend.

“I’m thrilled to partner with Minute Maid for my post-game recovery,” said Dončić. “We share a commitment to excellence, both on the court and in the lemonade tub.”

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“I see you scrolling at 3 a.m., questioning every life choice, I’m not even joking, I have cameras,” Antetokounmpo told reporters.

“That thing you’re nervous about? You’re gonna crush it. Trust me.” He paused, eyes glistening with intensity, before adding, “You’re capable of greatness."

“LeBron views Mr. Smith as a critical court-appointed mentoring project. We thank the court for entrusting Mr. Smith’s development to our client,” stated LeBron James’ legal team in a Wednesday filing. “Welcome to the James household.”

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