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Nbenhart
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Death before decaf.
I’m gonna steal the identity of so many birds this year.
January 3, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Probably my favorite Mexican flavored animal themed Filipino puffed corn chip, but 26 just started so hang tight.
January 2, 2026 at 12:03 AM
December 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I bet iron chef Chen Kenichi was a really fun guy to slam a few beers with.
December 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The 6th largest pyramid in the world is a Bass Pro Shop in Memphis Tennessee and I bet it’s super awesome.
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I feel like the Ken Burns deep dive to Messugha Bloodstock Open Air 2023 full set transition should have been gated by a “did you have a bunch of Busch lites?” popup but youtube didn’t do that and now I’m not gonna fall asleep until like 1.
November 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
If you ask ChatGPT for “hot warhammer 40k” takes, and just randomly send them to Brendan, it gets him real fired up.
November 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
If you offer a delightful reasonably priced foot-long Italian beef, I’m gonna order that delightful, reasonably price, foot-long Italian beef. H/t Uptown Deli.
November 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
“If you give away chips, you get to eat all the leftover chips.” @salvadorcalvo.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Let’s turn the farts up to 11 guys.
October 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I’m starting to regret choosing accounting over rockstar or professional athlete.
October 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Sometimes bad carne asada tacos are better than no tacos, and that’s a metaphor for a lot of things, including tacos.
September 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
He was my deck pal. He loved dill. We loved chilling together - me smoking and telling him about the day, him eating the dill. Now gone to a random bird or blown away in today’s storms, RIP caterpillar friend, may you find more dill in the great unknown.
August 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Everytime I interact with the TSA I get closer to losing myself in a vortex of hate.
August 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
This will be my greatest hunt @salvadorcalvo.bsky.social
July 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I said, “Doctor! I’ve got a bad case of ‘ate too many of those alcohol soaked cherries.” And he said “get yourself one of those beefs.” So I did.
July 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
A modern man of industry.
July 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Life got you down? Try sitting on a porch and/or deck and having a crisp macro lager post-sunset, but pre-bedtime.
June 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Oh man those tariffs hit the Merks port wine spreadable cheese HARD.
June 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
@joshnoel.bsky.social just wrapped Malort: the book. Great read, but disproportionately upset that Sam seems to have gotten the short stick at the end. The man was the spirt of Malort and deserved more from CH and Pat in the grand scheme (imo). Also fun fact he owns Svengoolie’s fireplace.
May 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
🔊”Mertes imitation of a horn noise”🔈

@doritos.com you did it guys!
May 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I’m not sure what to do here but it’s nontoxic so should probably just eat it.
May 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Saw a cool bird this morning. Got that goal crossed off already this week so watch out world.
May 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Talk me out of it.
May 2, 2025 at 12:22 AM