Fiddle
@nbfiddlehead.bsky.social
I'm a married, menopausal lefty atheist, pot-loving misanthrope with ADHD.
DM=BLOCK
DM=BLOCK
I was an 80s kid and that right there is Kujo.
January 22, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I was an 80s kid and that right there is Kujo.
I bet if we short sheeted his bed he would lose his mind in a rage and nuke the first person he saw.
January 21, 2026 at 10:31 PM
I bet if we short sheeted his bed he would lose his mind in a rage and nuke the first person he saw.
Letting zealots pick and choose which laws they want to follow is precisely how we ended up with the shit show to the south.
January 21, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Letting zealots pick and choose which laws they want to follow is precisely how we ended up with the shit show to the south.
We Canadians fully assume Americans will shoot us if told to do so.
January 21, 2026 at 7:39 PM
We Canadians fully assume Americans will shoot us if told to do so.
When I heard she had suckered someone onto making a movie I *assumed* it was for streaming.
They cant seriously expect people to put on pants, get a sitter, drive somewhere, pay MONEY to sit *with other people* in the dark and watch this crap.
Of all the crazy shit, this is the craziest.
They cant seriously expect people to put on pants, get a sitter, drive somewhere, pay MONEY to sit *with other people* in the dark and watch this crap.
Of all the crazy shit, this is the craziest.
January 21, 2026 at 7:26 PM
When I heard she had suckered someone onto making a movie I *assumed* it was for streaming.
They cant seriously expect people to put on pants, get a sitter, drive somewhere, pay MONEY to sit *with other people* in the dark and watch this crap.
Of all the crazy shit, this is the craziest.
They cant seriously expect people to put on pants, get a sitter, drive somewhere, pay MONEY to sit *with other people* in the dark and watch this crap.
Of all the crazy shit, this is the craziest.
More like the guy you dated years ago who turned into a misogynistic psychopath with a drug problem and you just desperately hope he dies before he shows up at your house some night to kill you.
January 21, 2026 at 7:17 PM
More like the guy you dated years ago who turned into a misogynistic psychopath with a drug problem and you just desperately hope he dies before he shows up at your house some night to kill you.
Does this dress make my hips look big?
January 21, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Does this dress make my hips look big?
Reposted by Fiddle
January 21, 2026 at 1:34 PM
This is a trap. If you decline you are an enemy. If you join you are in league with the villains.
It's lose / lose.
It's lose / lose.
January 21, 2026 at 4:43 PM
This is a trap. If you decline you are an enemy. If you join you are in league with the villains.
It's lose / lose.
It's lose / lose.
Thats a great typo though! Fun visual :)
January 21, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Thats a great typo though! Fun visual :)
This is like an 80s cartoon flashback.
The bad guys are setting up a team.... we need Superfriends or something.
The bad guys are setting up a team.... we need Superfriends or something.
January 21, 2026 at 1:50 PM
This is like an 80s cartoon flashback.
The bad guys are setting up a team.... we need Superfriends or something.
The bad guys are setting up a team.... we need Superfriends or something.
The world will get the last laugh.
These cake spectacle morons will starve in the cold while they burn worthless cash to stay warm.
These cake spectacle morons will starve in the cold while they burn worthless cash to stay warm.
January 21, 2026 at 1:48 PM
The world will get the last laugh.
These cake spectacle morons will starve in the cold while they burn worthless cash to stay warm.
These cake spectacle morons will starve in the cold while they burn worthless cash to stay warm.
This is brilliant.
Someone should suggest he could be a pilot. He will absolutely want to do it *his way* hahahah
Someone should suggest he could be a pilot. He will absolutely want to do it *his way* hahahah
January 21, 2026 at 1:43 PM
This is brilliant.
Someone should suggest he could be a pilot. He will absolutely want to do it *his way* hahahah
Someone should suggest he could be a pilot. He will absolutely want to do it *his way* hahahah
Honestly that was my thought. Why else circle empty patches of ocean?
January 21, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Honestly that was my thought. Why else circle empty patches of ocean?
If he goes he will probably end up in several garbage bags :(
January 21, 2026 at 2:58 AM
If he goes he will probably end up in several garbage bags :(