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Based on a true story. Red Sox fan. I'm a Hall & Oates apologist. Serial comma aficionado. The Daily Mail once wrote an article about one of my posts. Sorry about that.

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AJ @ncsox.bsky.social · Nov 12

I tweeted a funny newspaper headline about hand jobs that went viral and had about 300,000 likes.

Newspaper headline that says “Students get first hand job experience “

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AJ @ncsox.bsky.social · 3h

I love postseason Kershaw.

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AJ @ncsox.bsky.social · 18h

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AJ @ncsox.bsky.social · 1d

The Jays are really going to cough this one up, aren't they. That's disappointing.

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I had a SpOoPy pony! 👻🎃 @meghancolleen.bsky.social · 1d

Meme showing chiefs fans being sad at 2-3 while panthers fans are happy at 2-3

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AJ @ncsox.bsky.social · 1d

Wordle 1,571 3/6*

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AJ @ncsox.bsky.social · 3d

Shout out to the guy wearing a Red Sox jersey in Rogers Centre today. I like your style.

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AJ @ncsox.bsky.social · 3d

Ye Savage is my olde English porn name.

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AJ @ncsox.bsky.social · 3d

This is art.

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 3d

The admiration, the bat flip, the zoom to Fried 🫡

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AJ @ncsox.bsky.social · 3d

Jays fans have a pretty solid "Yankees suck!" chant going on with an 11-0 lead after 4.

AJ @ncsox.bsky.social · 3d

Wordle 1,569 4/6*

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AJ @ncsox.bsky.social · 4d

This is how I picture @ellenadair.bsky.social watching the game.

Philadelphia Phillies (Bot) @notphillies.bsky.social · 4d

⚠️ Time to BeReal. ⚠️

J.T. Realmuto uses his hands to form the "triple goggles" over his eyes as he stands on third base.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 4d

Teoscar you gotta at least try, man

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AJ @ncsox.bsky.social · 4d

I am a petty bastard when my team loses. I admit it.

AJ @ncsox.bsky.social · 4d

Me, seeing Cruz get lit up:

a man in a tuxedo is making a funny face and says `` oh dear , what a pity '' .

ALT: a man in a tuxedo is making a funny face and says `` oh dear , what a pity '' .

media.tenor.com

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AJ @ncsox.bsky.social · 4d

Teams keep bailing Cruz out with terrible bunts.

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AJ @ncsox.bsky.social · 4d

That's more than I know.

AJ @ncsox.bsky.social · 4d

Like the time Lou Piniella was in the booth and said, unironically, that the way to beat the Yankees was to score more runs than them.

AJ @ncsox.bsky.social · 4d

"involved in"

AJ @ncsox.bsky.social · 4d

WTF

Austin Swafford @swaffordaustin.bsky.social · 4d

Holy crap. Thank goodness Mark Sanchez is in stable condition. How horrifying for him and his family.

www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

Ex-QB Sanchez in hospital after being stabbed

Former NFL quarterback and current Fox Sports broadcaster Mark Sanchez has been hospitalized after being stabbed in Indianapolis early Saturday morning.

www.espn.com

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AJ @ncsox.bsky.social · 4d

I don't know but I'm pretty sure I know her favorite candy.

AJ @ncsox.bsky.social · 4d

She's the right age ...

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AJ @ncsox.bsky.social · 4d

I never guessed that an out-of-touch, retired NFL coach and a roster composed almost entirely of transfer portal refugees would be this bad. I mean, who could have predicted this?

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AJ @ncsox.bsky.social · 4d

I'm definitely rooting for the 1977 expansion ALCS this year. Give me the Blue Jays. Give me the Mariners. Let's go!

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AJ @ncsox.bsky.social · 4d

The new host of The Apprentice.

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Robert Ellingsworth @by1959.bsky.social · 4d

She's in your bathroom.

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