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this is so stupid. this is so stupid. oh my god this is so stupid. - me, watching stranger things
January 2, 2026 at 5:06 AM
pluribus good
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
watching an old episode of grand designs, they bring in a german crew for the windows and every time they’re on camera the soundtrack switches to techno, i’m dyin
July 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
when you’re a superspy it must feel so good to beat a guy up with a book or like a magazine
July 16, 2025 at 4:42 AM
thomas friedman: THERE’LL BE NO MORE COUNTIN CARS ON THE GARDEN STATE PARKWAY
March 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Saw a cardinal fly over a burnt-out field today, if we’re talking portents
March 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
white lotus-posting, tfw you remember where you recognize christian friedel from
February 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
where is the crossover burial/white lotus fandom? burial/white lotus fans rise up
February 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
watching a show that just played massive attack “teardrop”. have we so quickly forgotten house m.d.? disrespectful
January 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
what if we all interpreted MEGALOPOLIS as a straightforward Christopher Nolan parody?
October 3, 2024 at 4:08 AM
this is a beautiful thing to say about a tree
September 15, 2024 at 4:32 AM
for me olympics ads are either ted cruz ads or for online high school, barf
July 31, 2024 at 1:53 AM
working on a cixin liu-ist reading of independence day: jeff goldblum could hack them because despite nearly incomprehensible technological ability, aliens failed to develop linux and, in their surveillance, found it so useful it became a critical spaceship component. linux our gift to the stars.
July 5, 2024 at 3:01 AM
watching grand designs, shockingly few divorces tbh. like how are all of these insane couples not divorced.
July 1, 2024 at 1:29 AM
nw: godzilla minus one. inshallah we finally learn our lesson re:nuclear weapons, war, etc.
June 9, 2024 at 2:35 AM
nw: saving private ryan. inshallah they save him.
June 7, 2024 at 3:04 AM
thanks for mentioning “virtuosity” (1995) on the pod @jbouie.bsky.social lmao. killer AI russell crowe just played a sick keyboard solo??
April 11, 2024 at 3:10 AM
time to check in on my friend, the anjin
March 27, 2024 at 2:04 AM
yeah i’m mr coomer
January 19, 2024 at 4:24 AM
first two minutes of lynyrd skynyrd simple man: damn this kinda goes. the rest of lynyrd skynyrd simple man: for the love of god we get the point shut the fuck up
January 19, 2024 at 3:40 AM
bon iver 22, a million gets a 10/10 because it is the exact length of time it takes me to wash and deep condition my hair
January 13, 2024 at 10:09 PM
where are we at re: lucky lemon pigs? mine isn’t moldy yet and has retained their penny.
January 11, 2024 at 4:47 AM
lee child: “what if there was a really big guy going around”
January 5, 2024 at 4:44 AM
i love the part in the abyss where ed harris brings mary elizabeth mastrantonio back from the dead by screaming at her and calling her a bitch
December 29, 2023 at 8:53 PM
@spindlypete.bsky.social look what i got for xmas!!!
December 29, 2023 at 8:12 PM