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nearlyimperfect.bsky.social
JB
@nearlyimperfect.bsky.social
Furry fur dad, artist, and plant nerd. Queer.
Getting work fired at the studio again, and completed with how this feathered mug turned out. 100% thrown and drawn by hand.
November 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Haven’t been super active on here lately. The pup has been very sick, and most of my life the last three weeks has looked like this (when not at the vet or cleaning up blood, pee, poop, or vomit). But these quiet moments are so, so nice.
November 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
My building announced a scary door contest for Halloween. Considering covering mine in red paper and writing “Home of a Proud (Gay) Republican”. Fun idea, or too scary?
October 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Oh, to be this content and unaware of the world.
October 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Forgot my shower shoes for the gym. It was nice knowing everyone 🥲
September 23, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Starting at a new pottery studio next month after a full year (damn you, Helene) and excited to paint through my little inventory of unfinished pots.
September 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I have my first singing audition in eight years tomorrow and am thoroughly convinced that I have lost any and all talent I may have once had, so bravado and a lil skin it will be.
a piggy doll is sitting on a hammock with a palm tree in the background
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August 21, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I got my hair cut and a handsome man bought me dinner. I feel pretty 🥰
August 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Peach & Ginger Upside Down Cake, from scratch.
August 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I went for a run in 76% humidity, and this is my hair after? Why can’t it look this good the rest of the time??
July 31, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I love my job, and I love my friends. But dear god, the complete and total lack of dating and sex possibilities in this town kills me.
July 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I thought I’d already had a Monday, and then there was a two-page, single-spaced letter on my windshield 😵‍💫
July 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Me: just walking my dog
Neighbors on their porch: “Look at Mario over there with that big ass dog!”

I’m not even wearing red!
July 17, 2025 at 1:24 PM
My whole danged heart.
July 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Help. I’ve spent 6 days on family vacation and still have one more to go.
July 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
My beautiful friend is new to bluesky, say hello!
July 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
On vacation and wishing I could find at least one person to help fill this bed.
July 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
This Monday at the office after Pride weekend is downright homophobic.
June 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Sunburn? For Pride? Groundbreaking.
June 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Definitely working on feeling this way, but the maker of this necklace gave it to me and said I was the goodest boy she knew. Too kind, too sweet, and I’m trying.
June 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Happy Pride & in bed by nine 😂
June 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The trail is always happy.
May 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The heartbreak of someone falling too hard, too soon, confusing the hope and the reality of you.
May 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
May 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Spotify really loves calling me a lesbian.
May 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM