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England once attempted to outlaw gin and Russia attempted to regulate vodka for similar reasons.
December 15, 2025 at 4:28 AM
England once attempted to outlaw gin and Russia attempted to regulate vodka for similar reasons.
*curled up in the corner, mumbling on repeat*
"I miss when The Onion was satire." "I miss when The Onion was satire." "I miss when The Onion was satire."
"I miss when The Onion was satire." "I miss when The Onion was satire." "I miss when The Onion was satire."
December 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
*curled up in the corner, mumbling on repeat*
"I miss when The Onion was satire." "I miss when The Onion was satire." "I miss when The Onion was satire."
"I miss when The Onion was satire." "I miss when The Onion was satire." "I miss when The Onion was satire."
Oh, thank god. It was starting to get awkward.
December 6, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Oh, thank god. It was starting to get awkward.
Sheer is hotter than nude and I will die on this hill.
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Sheer is hotter than nude and I will die on this hill.
Your characters, your choice. 💅
November 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Your characters, your choice. 💅
Document *everything.* Every word they say, when they say it, and any actions that may be considered retaliatory if you push back.
October 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Document *everything.* Every word they say, when they say it, and any actions that may be considered retaliatory if you push back.
Man, I'm suddenly craving . . . bread.
October 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Man, I'm suddenly craving . . . bread.
Now I'm tempted to save this post, just to keep the trend rolling.
September 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Now I'm tempted to save this post, just to keep the trend rolling.
Once told a girl the top of her head was really cute. To this day, I have no idea how that line worked.
September 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Once told a girl the top of her head was really cute. To this day, I have no idea how that line worked.
Damnit, Shimoneta is having its Idiocracy moment. As in, this wasn't supposed to be prophetic.
September 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Damnit, Shimoneta is having its Idiocracy moment. As in, this wasn't supposed to be prophetic.
Not as good as yours, it would seem.
August 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Not as good as yours, it would seem.
Always prioritize your own mental and physical health!
August 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Always prioritize your own mental and physical health!
We should be so lucky. Drool or no drool.
August 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
We should be so lucky. Drool or no drool.
Natural causes would be a tad disappointing, but I'll take it.
August 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Natural causes would be a tad disappointing, but I'll take it.
IDK why, but my brain took this literally and pictured somebody carrying you across a football field, only to trip and toss you in some sort of cartoonish slapstick moment.
August 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
IDK why, but my brain took this literally and pictured somebody carrying you across a football field, only to trip and toss you in some sort of cartoonish slapstick moment.