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So they didn't hand out sheets with the lyrics on?
December 17, 2025 at 7:41 AM
So they didn't hand out sheets with the lyrics on?
So the women in the club are ignoring you? The creepy guy that they remember from six months ago.
December 17, 2025 at 7:37 AM
So the women in the club are ignoring you? The creepy guy that they remember from six months ago.
What! 2x8 is my favourite sum! 7 is the shifty one, I don't trust him at all.
December 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
What! 2x8 is my favourite sum! 7 is the shifty one, I don't trust him at all.
This is someone fessing that they've never taken acid and have no idea what it does to you.
October 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
This is someone fessing that they've never taken acid and have no idea what it does to you.
It's the sweariest word I know. I certainly wouldn't use it in Waitrose. I think it's more common some parts of the UK though.
October 7, 2025 at 5:18 AM
It's the sweariest word I know. I certainly wouldn't use it in Waitrose. I think it's more common some parts of the UK though.
Go for it, Nigel.
October 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Go for it, Nigel.
Yes, but only one of them is Indian in this case.
September 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Yes, but only one of them is Indian in this case.
OP has a friend. The friend lives in flat. The friend's identical twin sister also lives in the same flat. The friend and her identical twin sister don't only share a flat, they also share sex toys.
September 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
OP has a friend. The friend lives in flat. The friend's identical twin sister also lives in the same flat. The friend and her identical twin sister don't only share a flat, they also share sex toys.
Shame you didn't remember the same fess from about a year ago.
September 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Shame you didn't remember the same fess from about a year ago.
Twirl the CD round on your finger while streaming the same music.
August 22, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Twirl the CD round on your finger while streaming the same music.
If it was piss, it would be a fess. Water? It's just a boast.
August 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
If it was piss, it would be a fess. Water? It's just a boast.
That's a Panzer III chassis though.
August 15, 2025 at 6:05 AM
That's a Panzer III chassis though.
Is the fess that you never spent time with him when he was alive so he could teach you things?
June 28, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Is the fess that you never spent time with him when he was alive so he could teach you things?
Are his daughters a tag wrestling team?
June 28, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Are his daughters a tag wrestling team?
DogshitBreathCoin
May 31, 2025 at 10:54 AM
DogshitBreathCoin
I don't sell on eBay any more but often found that the hagglers are also more likely to moan about stuff afterwards and ask for refunds or more money off. They all think that they're Gordon Gecko.
April 1, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I don't sell on eBay any more but often found that the hagglers are also more likely to moan about stuff afterwards and ask for refunds or more money off. They all think that they're Gordon Gecko.
Why is he wearing his dad's jacket?
March 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Why is he wearing his dad's jacket?
Me too. What i found really odd was that they looked and sounded totally different as well.
March 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Me too. What i found really odd was that they looked and sounded totally different as well.
My neighbours have had a fish pond for about 10 years. Number of times that I have seen cats trying to catch fish? 0.
March 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
My neighbours have had a fish pond for about 10 years. Number of times that I have seen cats trying to catch fish? 0.
For goodness sake. What year is it?
February 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
For goodness sake. What year is it?
These "I'm going to try to get you to Google something" fesses are just tiresome.
February 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
These "I'm going to try to get you to Google something" fesses are just tiresome.
It's not looking good.
February 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
It's not looking good.
The whole of Walford defies physics anyway I suppose.
February 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The whole of Walford defies physics anyway I suppose.