NeedANewName
@needanewname.org
Dad to two, driver, recovering counsellor and addict. Makes photos, learning languages. Left leaning, pro Europe and EU. Been on a few marches, up for a revolution. Social media basic training completed on IRC and Usenet. Old. AI images get a block, sorry.
So this one’s out, then, unless you know the context that he’s sold his body to get that large wad of money and left himself immobile as a result. The mod team are setting the ‘scold’ tone perfectly.
a cartoon of bender from futurama with the words compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselfs on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon of bender from futurama with the words compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselfs on the bottom
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November 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
So this one’s out, then, unless you know the context that he’s sold his body to get that large wad of money and left himself immobile as a result. The mod team are setting the ‘scold’ tone perfectly.
It wasn't even remotely close to a window, either!
November 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
It wasn't even remotely close to a window, either!
Lord, that would send the ratings through the roof and entitle you to purchase that solid gold roof for the Mead Hall you’ve had your eye on. Additional income could be derived from using the cast as a tourist attraction by manacling them outside the leper gate.
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Lord, that would send the ratings through the roof and entitle you to purchase that solid gold roof for the Mead Hall you’ve had your eye on. Additional income could be derived from using the cast as a tourist attraction by manacling them outside the leper gate.
Off the rails? From over hear it looks like it’s thrown itself over the edge of a cliff while waving cheerily at anyone looking on
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Off the rails? From over hear it looks like it’s thrown itself over the edge of a cliff while waving cheerily at anyone looking on
“Eviscerate”? Well la-di-da! Having them drawn like any other regal twat just not good enough for you any more?
November 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
“Eviscerate”? Well la-di-da! Having them drawn like any other regal twat just not good enough for you any more?
Could I suggest a chant that is popular on English soccer stadium terraces (appropriately reworded)?
With the emphasis on the P and the W:
“The President’s a wanker”. Repeat until the game ends. He won’t get the message, his acolytes will.
With the emphasis on the P and the W:
“The President’s a wanker”. Repeat until the game ends. He won’t get the message, his acolytes will.
November 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Could I suggest a chant that is popular on English soccer stadium terraces (appropriately reworded)?
With the emphasis on the P and the W:
“The President’s a wanker”. Repeat until the game ends. He won’t get the message, his acolytes will.
With the emphasis on the P and the W:
“The President’s a wanker”. Repeat until the game ends. He won’t get the message, his acolytes will.
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i very much get that many of you have decided that in the post-truth age we need to learn how to get post-truth. i've actually decided that i really hate lying
November 7, 2025 at 12:35 PM
i very much get that many of you have decided that in the post-truth age we need to learn how to get post-truth. i've actually decided that i really hate lying
And now producing a Miss Piggy movie as well. The film we want, AND the film we deserve.
November 6, 2025 at 12:24 PM
And now producing a Miss Piggy movie as well. The film we want, AND the film we deserve.
According to Douglas Adams the trick to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Try that, but with the grapefruit, it might just be similar enough to work.
November 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
According to Douglas Adams the trick to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Try that, but with the grapefruit, it might just be similar enough to work.
The bastard offspring of Meta, Nvidia and OpenAI will be the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation. Mark my words!
November 2, 2025 at 10:42 AM
The bastard offspring of Meta, Nvidia and OpenAI will be the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation. Mark my words!
Well, that’s me fucked then
October 31, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Well, that’s me fucked then
Oh, so they could have fixed the 1977 New York blackout faster and avoided the baby boon that followed it?
October 31, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Oh, so they could have fixed the 1977 New York blackout faster and avoided the baby boon that followed it?