Samantha
@needzmoarkoffee.bsky.social
Quite dyslexic. Half Eldritch Abomination on my father's side. My lucky numbers are 6/12/23
I made this cute little booklet, but the font was too small for me to read so I read my phone while pretending to read from the booklet.
April 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I made this cute little booklet, but the font was too small for me to read so I read my phone while pretending to read from the booklet.
I’ve been having fun reading some poetry at an open mic, while my friend plays guitar.
April 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I’ve been having fun reading some poetry at an open mic, while my friend plays guitar.
Wow, I haven't posted here in over a month. I've been IRL busy. I've been reading poetry at an open mic. I'll probably post audio clips if I can get a good recording.
But for now here's a photo of my new sunglasses.
But for now here's a photo of my new sunglasses.
April 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Wow, I haven't posted here in over a month. I've been IRL busy. I've been reading poetry at an open mic. I'll probably post audio clips if I can get a good recording.
But for now here's a photo of my new sunglasses.
But for now here's a photo of my new sunglasses.
So apparently we just can't get poppers anymore. I feel like Elaine from Seinfeld deciding if people are popper-worthy.
March 15, 2025 at 11:40 PM
So apparently we just can't get poppers anymore. I feel like Elaine from Seinfeld deciding if people are popper-worthy.
I went to the salon and was pampered and given a trim. Unfortunately it was very windy, and my hair was instantly messy the second I stepped outside.
March 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I went to the salon and was pampered and given a trim. Unfortunately it was very windy, and my hair was instantly messy the second I stepped outside.
I also went fishing and caught a tiny little fish.
March 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I also went fishing and caught a tiny little fish.
I should loop this into a gif and meditate to this whenever I'm stressed out.
March 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I should loop this into a gif and meditate to this whenever I'm stressed out.
There's something about going for a walk when it's snowing that just makes me feel so alive. Especially when hot chocolate is involved.
February 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
There's something about going for a walk when it's snowing that just makes me feel so alive. Especially when hot chocolate is involved.
I kept having all of these really vivid dreams last night, so I was in and out of consciousness all night long. I caught myself moaning in my sleep a few times and my pajamas were half off my body at one point from being so restless. When I finally actually woke up this morning, I was completely wet
February 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I kept having all of these really vivid dreams last night, so I was in and out of consciousness all night long. I caught myself moaning in my sleep a few times and my pajamas were half off my body at one point from being so restless. When I finally actually woke up this morning, I was completely wet
Some people think being trans is anti-american.
February 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Some people think being trans is anti-american.
Let's Play Cryptoquote
YouTube video by Samantha, Drinker of Coffee
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January 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Did I just get done taking my estradiol or did I blow a smurf? You decide.
January 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Did I just get done taking my estradiol or did I blow a smurf? You decide.
I want to do a video of me playing and talking about Cryptoquote. I haven't played in a while, so I've been practicing. My old average was around 9 or 10 puzzles solved in 12 minutes. Lately it's been 8. So I was happy for 11. But of course I wasn't filming.
January 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I want to do a video of me playing and talking about Cryptoquote. I haven't played in a while, so I've been practicing. My old average was around 9 or 10 puzzles solved in 12 minutes. Lately it's been 8. So I was happy for 11. But of course I wasn't filming.
New clothes day.
January 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
New clothes day.
Yay! I got the demotion! I've been working a utility position for years, and now I'm a regular. It's slightly lower pay, but way, way less of a headache.
January 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Yay! I got the demotion! I've been working a utility position for years, and now I'm a regular. It's slightly lower pay, but way, way less of a headache.
In fairness, they were very gay shoes.
January 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
In fairness, they were very gay shoes.
Ach männo! What do you mean I have to tell that story 10 seconds faster?! I refuse. Ok I'll reshoot... but under protest.
January 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Ach männo! What do you mean I have to tell that story 10 seconds faster?! I refuse. Ok I'll reshoot... but under protest.
It's been a long week. Wait, it's Tuesday. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
January 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
It's been a long week. Wait, it's Tuesday. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
A silly little story. I should clarify, the guy was apologizing for calling me a woman, not accusing me of anything.
January 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
A silly little story. I should clarify, the guy was apologizing for calling me a woman, not accusing me of anything.