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- Why couldn't the crocodile clone his plants?
- Because he's not a proper gator
August 4, 2023 at 12:00 AM
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- My internet connection is a lot like my grandad
- It's down most of the time, and even when it's up, it's shaky as hell and we all know it's gonna go down again soon
August 3, 2023 at 9:00 PM
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- What do the colors green, pink, and yellow have in common?
- The phone rings green....green.....green! So you pink it up and say yellow.
August 3, 2023 at 6:00 PM
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- What do you call a goat that works at a bakery?
- A battering ram
August 3, 2023 at 3:00 PM
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- What animal is always at a game of cricket?
- A bat.
August 3, 2023 at 12:00 PM
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- Life is like huffing butane...
- first you huff the butane, then you die
August 3, 2023 at 9:00 AM
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- Thought I heard someone say “Hello” in Arabic
- But it was a false Salaam
August 3, 2023 at 6:00 AM
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- To Boldly Go...
- “My friend had a disastrous date last night... apparently the guy was into giving golden showers. He was a big actor, too, one of the Star Trek guys.”“Shatner??”“No, I think she left before he could get to that.”
August 3, 2023 at 3:00 AM
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- Happened IRL We were at the cemetery. Talking about a dead person who got cremated. My dad said: I don't want to hear about you doing this to me!
- I answered: You won't...
August 3, 2023 at 12:00 AM
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- My wife walked into the bedroom to find me pulling off my boxers.
- She told me I spoil the dogs too much.
August 2, 2023 at 9:00 PM
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- I hate spelling errors
- You mix up two letters and your whole one liner is urined.
August 2, 2023 at 6:00 PM
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- What is the difference between a Policeman's baton and a magician's wand?
- One is for cunning stunts and the other is for stunning...........
August 2, 2023 at 3:00 PM
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- I used to live with a closet-gay roommate.
- Then one day I unlocked his chains and he ran away.
August 2, 2023 at 12:00 PM
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- How did the Jamaican burn his dick?
- Jerking it.
August 2, 2023 at 9:00 AM
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- What product do Jewish boys use most of their money on?
- Lotion
August 2, 2023 at 6:00 AM
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- What do you call Donald Trump’s form of currency?
- Trump change
August 2, 2023 at 3:00 AM
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- When I was in high school, my dad f*cked my teacher repeatedly for better grades in my math class.
- Thank god im homeschooled or that could have been wierd
August 2, 2023 at 12:00 AM
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- I used to sell security alarms door to door, and i was really good at it.
- If no one was home, i would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.
August 1, 2023 at 9:00 PM
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- I just read that 6.7% of the world's population have a problem with alcohol.
- And I thought "6.7%...That would be a pretty strong beer."
August 1, 2023 at 6:00 PM
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- Im from colombia and if i got a dollar everytime someone asked me if i sell cocaine.
- I would not have to sell cocaine anymore.
August 1, 2023 at 3:00 PM
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- What's the best way to deal with spiders in your office?
- Hire them for web development.
August 1, 2023 at 12:00 PM
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- You burn 26 calories a minute kissing.
- That's probably why I'm overweight.
August 1, 2023 at 9:00 AM
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- People ask me why I quit my job at the necular power plant
- I guess it was the toxic work environment
August 1, 2023 at 6:00 AM
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- If robert frost was bisexual...
- He would have gone both ways.
August 1, 2023 at 3:00 AM
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- My customers don’t appreciate how high quality the manure I sell them is.
- I don’t get paid enough for this shit.
August 1, 2023 at 12:00 AM