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I. Don’t. Want. To.
October 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I. Don’t. Want. To.
When this is all done, I hope people remember how Apple capitulated to the Authoritarian attempting a coup for the second time. How Nike gave ICE agents free face masks.
October 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
When this is all done, I hope people remember how Apple capitulated to the Authoritarian attempting a coup for the second time. How Nike gave ICE agents free face masks.
How do we know for sure that Hotwheels Abbott and Rafael Cruz actually won in the last election?
September 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
How do we know for sure that Hotwheels Abbott and Rafael Cruz actually won in the last election?
Reading and watching all the commentary reminds me that so many children were left behind.
a man in a suit and tie is smiling in front of a crowd
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September 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Reading and watching all the commentary reminds me that so many children were left behind.
Yes.
August 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Yes.
So Beyoncé hates Houston???
Is that what I am to understand? Like I shouldn’t bother going to see her in her hometown since she likes to cut up everywhere else but there???!?
Is that what I am to understand? Like I shouldn’t bother going to see her in her hometown since she likes to cut up everywhere else but there???!?
a cartoon character from king of the hill is riding a bike .
ALT: a cartoon character from king of the hill is riding a bike .
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July 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
So Beyoncé hates Houston???
Is that what I am to understand? Like I shouldn’t bother going to see her in her hometown since she likes to cut up everywhere else but there???!?
Is that what I am to understand? Like I shouldn’t bother going to see her in her hometown since she likes to cut up everywhere else but there???!?
Is canva down for anyone else?
June 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Is canva down for anyone else?
Mistakes were made.
May 21, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Mistakes were made.
My mama watching tubi movies while I’m visiting. Haaaallllpppp!
a man wearing a hat and a suit is smiling and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man wearing a hat and a suit is smiling and looking at the camera .
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April 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
My mama watching tubi movies while I’m visiting. Haaaallllpppp!
Shannon Sharpe big bonky-mc-chonky, yessuh massah head-ass being a pedophile is crazy work. Get yo big ass off them lil girls.
April 24, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Shannon Sharpe big bonky-mc-chonky, yessuh massah head-ass being a pedophile is crazy work. Get yo big ass off them lil girls.
Gail: have YOU been to space?!?
The space they went to:
The space they went to:
a man standing in front of a sign that says ' hp ' on it
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April 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Gail: have YOU been to space?!?
The space they went to:
The space they went to:
Am I supposed to pretend like Shane didn’t deserve that?
April 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Am I supposed to pretend like Shane didn’t deserve that?
Watching Civil War so that I can know what the future holds.
April 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Watching Civil War so that I can know what the future holds.
Truly a stunt queen
My mama can talk for 20+ hours straight too, Cory ain’t special
April 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Truly a stunt queen
In the mood to hear Jessica Lane tell a stupid slut there’s not going to be a swimming pool.
March 31, 2025 at 2:18 AM
In the mood to hear Jessica Lane tell a stupid slut there’s not going to be a swimming pool.
John Legend is touring Get Lifted this fall… well?
a man wearing a hat and a coat is thinking about something
ALT: a man wearing a hat and a coat is thinking about something
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March 27, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Innie Mark S is an absolute fucking cunt
March 21, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Innie Mark S is an absolute fucking cunt
Someone said America is now an Israeli colony, and I can’t unsee it. The great majority of our politicians have prostituted themselves to aipac, and actively deny our constitutional rights to defend zionist propaganda and is-not-real’s commitment to genocide.
a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee surrounded by fire .
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March 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Someone said America is now an Israeli colony, and I can’t unsee it. The great majority of our politicians have prostituted themselves to aipac, and actively deny our constitutional rights to defend zionist propaganda and is-not-real’s commitment to genocide.
In light of recent events, am I to understand that treason is no longer a crime in the US?
March 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
In light of recent events, am I to understand that treason is no longer a crime in the US?
Hakeem Jeffries got that dog in him. Unfortunately, it’s a scary ass dog with the mange.
March 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Hakeem Jeffries got that dog in him. Unfortunately, it’s a scary ass dog with the mange.
christian nationalists wrote a book about a character named Nicolae Carpathia, seemingly warning ppl about him. Then spent 8 years tryna get the guy into power. Nicolae = Krasnov = trump.
a woman is sitting on a wooden bench talking on a cell phone and saying `` what 's not clicking ? ''
ALT: a woman is sitting on a wooden bench talking on a cell phone and saying `` what 's not clicking ? ''
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March 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
christian nationalists wrote a book about a character named Nicolae Carpathia, seemingly warning ppl about him. Then spent 8 years tryna get the guy into power. Nicolae = Krasnov = trump.
“As someone told me lately, everyone deserves a chance to FFLLLYYYY!!!!!”
March 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
“As someone told me lately, everyone deserves a chance to FFLLLYYYY!!!!!”
JD Vance has a certain cuckiness to him that is familiar to anyone who has dealt with a middle manager desperate to be liked by higher-ups.
March 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
JD Vance has a certain cuckiness to him that is familiar to anyone who has dealt with a middle manager desperate to be liked by higher-ups.
What school did you go to?
Student loans?
I’m sorry, you’re dying.
Student loans?
I’m sorry, you’re dying.
February 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
What school did you go to?
Student loans?
I’m sorry, you’re dying.
Student loans?
I’m sorry, you’re dying.
New boot goofin
February 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
New boot goofin