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Neil Aitken
@neilaitken.me
London based Backend developer, general purpose nerd, He / Him
Given that your party is currently spouting the same divisive rhetoric as reform I'm not sure you're in a position to comment.
December 20, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I don't care for boxing, but I do care for seeing either of the Paul brothers get their comeuppance.
December 20, 2025 at 8:11 AM
A hit piece from the spectator is basically an endorsement IMO.
December 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Did it take 10 years because he spent 8 of them spouting bollocks on Twitter?
December 12, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Oh no!
Well that's another unsubscribe for me.
December 11, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Important to teach children early on that their situation can always be worse.
December 11, 2025 at 8:54 AM
I used to feel the same about the fair weather pub garden goers.
As a smoker I braved the wind and rain to sit in pub gardens and smoke, now it's sunny and you people want to take over?
Do the time, or GTFO.
December 11, 2025 at 8:53 AM
A furious cup of cat is such a wonderful line.
December 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Irreversible, it left an irreversible mark in my psyche.
December 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I have never forgiven Microsoft for introducing that stupid ribbon interface to Office. I had mastered Excel's menus and then they just came along and hid everything.

I now use Libreoffice, partially because I use Linux for work, partially out of spite.
November 19, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Cozy coupe-ass robot.
November 14, 2025 at 9:38 AM
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It was going to be that or animal crossing.
November 9, 2025 at 8:37 AM
We real estate parasites demand a seat at the table to ensure you don't follow through on this affordable housing policy you keep talking about.

If we can't artificially inflate property costs how will we pay for our yachts?
November 9, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Feed him to the torment nexus?
November 7, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Bought my first house in May, built in the 1950s, it's certainly been fun discovering its many, many secrets.
October 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The bedroom closet? You mean my home automation server cupboard?
October 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Two of the pouches are to hide Taylor's feet.
October 14, 2025 at 7:22 AM
"Look into the eyes of Trump and you will see real stupidity. It is a kind of bottomless stupidity, a fiendish stupidity."
October 13, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Hunter2 is an absolute banger to be sure.
October 12, 2025 at 11:11 AM
One is a hairless, hate filled, genocidal maniac, the other's a Martian.
October 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Adorable, great job.
October 6, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Messaging someone on LinkedIn is an inherently hostile and offensive act, if they aren't actively looking for work. So the first one.
October 5, 2025 at 8:02 AM