Blake ™
@neilnevins.bsky.social
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I just bluesky stuff. he/him but I hope to make you go ha/ha
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in 2007 I had to ask my mom to take me to the 7-11 that they made look like the Kwik-E-Mart. Well in 2027, I'm an adult now. I ask my wife to take me.
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@talksimpsonspod.bsky.social next month's Simpson news segment on Talk to the Audience was just upheaved
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It’s been a few months since I watched all of these, but I’m assuming this was the Jabba the Hutt guy in the Star Wars parody lol
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As a special treat, my Patreon entry on CTRL ALT DEL the series is FREE to read for a month!

There is a ko-fi link in the header for any optional support. Hate self promoting, but trying to pay some bills. But I’ll just be happy if you enjoy reading!

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CTRL + ALT + DEL: The Animated Series | Nothing Good On
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One of my favorite Patreon entries I've made so far, all on the 2014 Eaten Alive Discovery special. We talk about Al Capone's vault, having a plan B snake for backup, and the bygone era of one-off TV events promising something stupid. Join now to read!
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they should put another Frozen TV special in front of Coco 2 in theaters, for old times' sake.
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thought you were about to tell me my Patreon dollars paid for this. would have been happy for you.
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they may be in the same boat of struggling medically or financially, but they refuse to put two and two together onto what causes that and the kind of people who you can't put your faith in. quality of life comes second to reveling in the culture war bullshit and how fun the cruelness is
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well past the point where I think we just need to come to terms with the fact that some 40% of our country likes it this way
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Looking for the Trey Parker to my Matt Stone (you make me hundreds of millions of dollars and I do a few hours of work once a week)
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Quick question: what the fuck is anyone talking about anymore
An airport banner with an image of a folding laptop paralleled to a hot dog that reads "feeding fans faster with AI"
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finalizing my ranking of the live-action Disney remakes for my Patreon which uncovers the rabbit hole of Disney yassifying Lady when the dog looked too tired in the original press release
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each controversy worse than the last
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too much censorship. this shouldn’t have been deleted
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Librarian pressing a button under their desk when I check out an annotated edition of Marx's Capital
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in my first grade class we played a book on tape about the life of George Washington that opened with "Hello, I'm George Washington." Our substitute that day instantly chimed in "It's not really him!"
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this is the first of these remakes that is making me consider upping my Patreon premium
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Snow White 2025 remake suggests Dopey doesn't talk because the other dwarves have built a toxic environment that has made him afraid to speak
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Yes, I think he still runs in any scenario where he’s back up against Joe Biden. He wanted a revenge tour for losing to him. I think he genuinely felt jilted that Biden dropped out.
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DRUMS OF LIBERATION
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They’ve found out about Tony Soprano’s many torrid affairs and have had enough
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Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House

wtaf