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Neil in Houston
@neilnotneal.bsky.social
Suburban dad. Dallas Sports/Billiken Basketball. Bad jokes. 🤙🤙
Where does Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall rank in the "Most English Name in the Premier League" category?
November 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Harry Wilson always looks like a ventriloquist's doll made a wish to become a real boy and it came true.

#FFC #FULBRE
September 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
We need to come together and settle this Zach/Zack thing once and for all.
August 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
MLB should own Fourth of July the way NFL does TGiv and NBA Christmas. Nationally televised games all day. Philly should always host the early game. Nationals host the prime time game where it ends with fireworks on the National Mall.
July 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
A Spanish language Sigur Rós cover band called Sigur Más.
May 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I have more skeets than followers. That's how you know I'm just doing it for the love of the game.
March 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
They call me DJ Clumsy Farmer 'cause I'm always dropping beets.
March 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Me: I've recently changed from a "haha" to a "lol" texter.
My therapist: You know I charge $250 an hour, right?
February 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
You know we can hang out, comment on pop culture, and eat dips on other days too.
February 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The Lakers GM dresses like he's trying to impress his teenage daughter's friends.

"Haha, you're so funny Mr. P. ... You wouldn't tell my mom that we vape, right?"
February 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
At first glance this looked like Mavrello.
Eastern Bluebird

Your dose of delicate beauty

Sometimes NONE of us can believe what we're hearing...
February 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
On the bright side with Kyrie, AD and Klay Thompson the Mavericks have a chance now to win the 2015 NBA title.
February 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
"Rainesford Stauffer?" Nice pen name, Mom!
January 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
This game is so rigged. The Kansas City Chiefs scored a touchdown and the refs let them try and score an EXTRA point?!
January 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
shoutout to the inventor of chicken pot pie who dared to ask "what if we baked soup?"
January 23, 2025 at 3:56 AM