Neil Shooter
@neilshooter.bsky.social
I'm a writer. I can't help it. It's the only thing that keeps me sane. Inspiration is everywhere! #amwriting
I write on Substack and Medium, and you can find my stories at Smashwords, Amazon, and other ebook retailers!
I edit on Fiverr and sell on Etsy!
I write on Substack and Medium, and you can find my stories at Smashwords, Amazon, and other ebook retailers!
I edit on Fiverr and sell on Etsy!
Bear family Shower Curtain, nature lover's gift, bear cub and mother greeting, animal kingdom, maternal instinct, nature lover, made in USA, designed in Canada by EternalArt on Etsy:
eternalart.etsy.com/listing/2388...
#showercurtain #bearfamily #nature #wild #bathroomreno #bathdecor #wilderness
eternalart.etsy.com/listing/2388...
#showercurtain #bearfamily #nature #wild #bathroomreno #bathdecor #wilderness
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Bear family Shower Curtain, nature lover's gift, bear cub and mother greeting, animal kingdom, maternal instinct, nature lover, made in USA, designed in Canada by EternalArt on Etsy:
eternalart.etsy.com/listing/2388...
#showercurtain #bearfamily #nature #wild #bathroomreno #bathdecor #wilderness
eternalart.etsy.com/listing/2388...
#showercurtain #bearfamily #nature #wild #bathroomreno #bathdecor #wilderness
Octopus tentacle Shower Curtain, eight tentacles, sea creature, kids bathroom decor, kids birthday gift, home renovation, made in USA
by EternalArt on Etsy:
eternalart.etsy.com/listing/5963...
#octopus #tentacles #showercurtain #bathroomreno #bathdecor #kidsgift
by EternalArt on Etsy:
eternalart.etsy.com/listing/5963...
#octopus #tentacles #showercurtain #bathroomreno #bathdecor #kidsgift
November 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Octopus tentacle Shower Curtain, eight tentacles, sea creature, kids bathroom decor, kids birthday gift, home renovation, made in USA
by EternalArt on Etsy:
eternalart.etsy.com/listing/5963...
#octopus #tentacles #showercurtain #bathroomreno #bathdecor #kidsgift
by EternalArt on Etsy:
eternalart.etsy.com/listing/5963...
#octopus #tentacles #showercurtain #bathroomreno #bathdecor #kidsgift
Elegant lady Shower Curtain, best dressed party girl, graceful gown bathroom decor, dance pose bath curtains, glamorous dress design
by EternalArt on Etsy:
eternalart.etsy.com/listing/6310...
#showercurtain #elegance #lady #bathroomreno #bathdecor #elegant #graceful
by EternalArt on Etsy:
eternalart.etsy.com/listing/6310...
#showercurtain #elegance #lady #bathroomreno #bathdecor #elegant #graceful
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Elegant lady Shower Curtain, best dressed party girl, graceful gown bathroom decor, dance pose bath curtains, glamorous dress design
by EternalArt on Etsy:
eternalart.etsy.com/listing/6310...
#showercurtain #elegance #lady #bathroomreno #bathdecor #elegant #graceful
by EternalArt on Etsy:
eternalart.etsy.com/listing/6310...
#showercurtain #elegance #lady #bathroomreno #bathdecor #elegant #graceful
Giraffe Shower Curtain: African Savannah Animal Bathroom Decor
by EternalArt on Etsy:
eternalart.etsy.com/listing/6515...
#giraffe #showercurtain #bathroomreno #bathdecor #nature #animals #kids
by EternalArt on Etsy:
eternalart.etsy.com/listing/6515...
#giraffe #showercurtain #bathroomreno #bathdecor #nature #animals #kids
November 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Giraffe Shower Curtain: African Savannah Animal Bathroom Decor
by EternalArt on Etsy:
eternalart.etsy.com/listing/6515...
#giraffe #showercurtain #bathroomreno #bathdecor #nature #animals #kids
by EternalArt on Etsy:
eternalart.etsy.com/listing/6515...
#giraffe #showercurtain #bathroomreno #bathdecor #nature #animals #kids
The right guy for the job.
Not ONLY because of who DOESN’T want him to have it.
But sure, that’s part of it!
Not ONLY because of who DOESN’T want him to have it.
But sure, that’s part of it!
November 5, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The right guy for the job.
Not ONLY because of who DOESN’T want him to have it.
But sure, that’s part of it!
Not ONLY because of who DOESN’T want him to have it.
But sure, that’s part of it!
OH NO.
Whatever will we do?
Whatever will we do?
November 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
OH NO.
Whatever will we do?
Whatever will we do?
TeamPedo strikes again.
November 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
TeamPedo strikes again.
It’s easy.
Don’t be awful.
Don’t be awful.
November 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
It’s easy.
Don’t be awful.
Don’t be awful.
Flames in the Cavernous Dark Shower Curtain: Epic Fantasy, Shadow Cave Bathroom Decor
Made in USA, designed in Canada, by EternalArt on Etsy:
eternalart.etsy.com/listing/4397...
#showercurtain #bathroomreno #bathdecor #fantasy #magic #cavern #flame #fire #shadow
Made in USA, designed in Canada, by EternalArt on Etsy:
eternalart.etsy.com/listing/4397...
#showercurtain #bathroomreno #bathdecor #fantasy #magic #cavern #flame #fire #shadow
November 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Flames in the Cavernous Dark Shower Curtain: Epic Fantasy, Shadow Cave Bathroom Decor
Made in USA, designed in Canada, by EternalArt on Etsy:
eternalart.etsy.com/listing/4397...
#showercurtain #bathroomreno #bathdecor #fantasy #magic #cavern #flame #fire #shadow
Made in USA, designed in Canada, by EternalArt on Etsy:
eternalart.etsy.com/listing/4397...
#showercurtain #bathroomreno #bathdecor #fantasy #magic #cavern #flame #fire #shadow
Fishing boat Shower Curtain, fisherman gift for Father's Day, gone fishing, male bonding, bathroom decor, made in USA, designed in Canada by EternalArt on Etsy:
eternalart.etsy.com/listing/4406...
#showercurtain #bathroomreno #bathdecor #fishing #boat
eternalart.etsy.com/listing/4406...
#showercurtain #bathroomreno #bathdecor #fishing #boat
November 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Fishing boat Shower Curtain, fisherman gift for Father's Day, gone fishing, male bonding, bathroom decor, made in USA, designed in Canada by EternalArt on Etsy:
eternalart.etsy.com/listing/4406...
#showercurtain #bathroomreno #bathdecor #fishing #boat
eternalart.etsy.com/listing/4406...
#showercurtain #bathroomreno #bathdecor #fishing #boat
Euro Symbol Shower Curtain: European Union Money Decor
by EternalArt on Etsy:
eternalart.etsy.com/listing/6531...
#showercurtain #bathroomreno #bathdecor #euro #EU #Europe #money
by EternalArt on Etsy:
eternalart.etsy.com/listing/6531...
#showercurtain #bathroomreno #bathdecor #euro #EU #Europe #money
November 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Euro Symbol Shower Curtain: European Union Money Decor
by EternalArt on Etsy:
eternalart.etsy.com/listing/6531...
#showercurtain #bathroomreno #bathdecor #euro #EU #Europe #money
by EternalArt on Etsy:
eternalart.etsy.com/listing/6531...
#showercurtain #bathroomreno #bathdecor #euro #EU #Europe #money
This “Starving Artist” joke is funny because it is true.
November 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
This “Starving Artist” joke is funny because it is true.
Stay WOKE.
Make Racists Uncomfortable Again.
Make Racists Uncomfortable Again.
November 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Stay WOKE.
Make Racists Uncomfortable Again.
Make Racists Uncomfortable Again.
Dear Trumpists,
This is exactly the kind of thing that makes me block you.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
This is exactly the kind of thing that makes me block you.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Dear Trumpists,
This is exactly the kind of thing that makes me block you.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
This is exactly the kind of thing that makes me block you.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Express yourself, don’t suppress yourself.
November 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Express yourself, don’t suppress yourself.
It’s easy to be overwhelmed in this political environment.
That’s exactly what they want.
It’s called “flooding the zone”.
They throw 200 things at you all at once when you have 2 hands.
Find 2 issues you care about the most, and focus your energies there.
Narrow your focus.
Let go of the rest.
That’s exactly what they want.
It’s called “flooding the zone”.
They throw 200 things at you all at once when you have 2 hands.
Find 2 issues you care about the most, and focus your energies there.
Narrow your focus.
Let go of the rest.
October 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
It’s easy to be overwhelmed in this political environment.
That’s exactly what they want.
It’s called “flooding the zone”.
They throw 200 things at you all at once when you have 2 hands.
Find 2 issues you care about the most, and focus your energies there.
Narrow your focus.
Let go of the rest.
That’s exactly what they want.
It’s called “flooding the zone”.
They throw 200 things at you all at once when you have 2 hands.
Find 2 issues you care about the most, and focus your energies there.
Narrow your focus.
Let go of the rest.
He needs to be impeached.
October 30, 2025 at 1:37 PM
He needs to be impeached.
Two Hearts Shower Curtain: Romantic Bathroom Decor, Made in USA
by EternalArt on Etsy:
eternalart.etsy.com/listing/6331...
#showercurtain #bathroomreno #bathdecor
#TwoHearts #romance
by EternalArt on Etsy:
eternalart.etsy.com/listing/6331...
#showercurtain #bathroomreno #bathdecor
#TwoHearts #romance
October 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Two Hearts Shower Curtain: Romantic Bathroom Decor, Made in USA
by EternalArt on Etsy:
eternalart.etsy.com/listing/6331...
#showercurtain #bathroomreno #bathdecor
#TwoHearts #romance
by EternalArt on Etsy:
eternalart.etsy.com/listing/6331...
#showercurtain #bathroomreno #bathdecor
#TwoHearts #romance
Duck and Ducklings Shower Curtain: Farmhouse Bathroom Decor
by EternalArt on Etsy:
eternalart.etsy.com/listing/2929...
#showercurtain #bathroomreno #bathdecor #duck #ducklings #splash #farm
by EternalArt on Etsy:
eternalart.etsy.com/listing/2929...
#showercurtain #bathroomreno #bathdecor #duck #ducklings #splash #farm
October 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Duck and Ducklings Shower Curtain: Farmhouse Bathroom Decor
by EternalArt on Etsy:
eternalart.etsy.com/listing/2929...
#showercurtain #bathroomreno #bathdecor #duck #ducklings #splash #farm
by EternalArt on Etsy:
eternalart.etsy.com/listing/2929...
#showercurtain #bathroomreno #bathdecor #duck #ducklings #splash #farm
Yorkshire Terrier Shower Curtain: Dog Lover Bathroom Decor
by EternalArt on Etsy:
eternalart.etsy.com/listing/1729...
#showercurtain #bathroomreno #bathdecor #yorkie #dog #yorkshireterrier
by EternalArt on Etsy:
eternalart.etsy.com/listing/1729...
#showercurtain #bathroomreno #bathdecor #yorkie #dog #yorkshireterrier
October 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Yorkshire Terrier Shower Curtain: Dog Lover Bathroom Decor
by EternalArt on Etsy:
eternalart.etsy.com/listing/1729...
#showercurtain #bathroomreno #bathdecor #yorkie #dog #yorkshireterrier
by EternalArt on Etsy:
eternalart.etsy.com/listing/1729...
#showercurtain #bathroomreno #bathdecor #yorkie #dog #yorkshireterrier
I have MY hoard ready.
Just in case!
Just in case!
October 28, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I have MY hoard ready.
Just in case!
Just in case!
But which is which?
October 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
But which is which?
Here we have a hint from history:
October 28, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Here we have a hint from history:
“Not today, Spraytan!”
I love it!
I love it!
October 28, 2025 at 1:29 PM
“Not today, Spraytan!”
I love it!
I love it!