V-Day is literally for eating out. Kiss the Kitty for me. 😘💦

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Warning; I'm eventually all of these when you talk to me. 🤣

Look, I'm just trying to find the weirdos to play with 🤑🙄🥵

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*imagining being surrounded by guys in pink jumpsuits* 🥵

Get on the blue and white site and pay attention to me. 🙄

If someone wants to suck your toes, those toes should be worth sucking. 👣✨️

It also makes it harder for them to ban books.