That's Nelson Eggs
@nelsoneggs.bsky.social
I will not stop drawing eggs doing stuff until my hands fall off and I'm blind and there's nothing you can do about it except cut off my hands and throw acid in my face
he/him
patreon.com/thatsnelsoneggs
he/him
patreon.com/thatsnelsoneggs
It hardly matters when your caddie has your ball and knows where to drop it for at least an attempt at par.
November 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
It hardly matters when your caddie has your ball and knows where to drop it for at least an attempt at par.
Arm wrestling is for Hanks, Tom.
November 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Arm wrestling is for Hanks, Tom.
Running for office isn't about winning. It's about getting rich off the legal bribes from the wealthy. Can't believe just one guy is trying to ruin the money fountain like this. 🥲💵 (there is not a politician emoji but it should look like this, drying a tear with a stack of cash)
November 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Running for office isn't about winning. It's about getting rich off the legal bribes from the wealthy. Can't believe just one guy is trying to ruin the money fountain like this. 🥲💵 (there is not a politician emoji but it should look like this, drying a tear with a stack of cash)