Nelson Rare Books
@nelsonrarebooks.com
Bookseller of uncommon 18-19th c. British literature, street literature, and Gothic Revival. Dirtbag medievalist. Wears Crocs with tweed. It’s all sarcasm. Never legal advice. Life coach for bad ideas. Member ABAA/ILAB/PBFA.
Umm Apple, I’m not sure that’s the correct way to say 1’ 1” ???
January 23, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Umm Apple, I’m not sure that’s the correct way to say 1’ 1” ???
He’s setting himself up as the Chairman of the Axis of Imbeciles.
January 18, 2026 at 6:11 PM
He’s setting himself up as the Chairman of the Axis of Imbeciles.
New nickname: “il Douche”
January 18, 2026 at 5:23 PM
New nickname: “il Douche”
So Bovino's family immigrated to the USA in the 20th century AND his father was a drunk driver that killed someone?!
Sounds like someone is still dealing with daddy issues...
Sounds like someone is still dealing with daddy issues...
January 16, 2026 at 1:53 PM
So Bovino's family immigrated to the USA in the 20th century AND his father was a drunk driver that killed someone?!
Sounds like someone is still dealing with daddy issues...
Sounds like someone is still dealing with daddy issues...
Who got a connect at the British Museum to my dream job?!?!
January 15, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Who got a connect at the British Museum to my dream job?!?!
Color screen on your iPod?!
That’s like the Gen Z version.
That’s like the Gen Z version.
January 4, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Color screen on your iPod?!
That’s like the Gen Z version.
That’s like the Gen Z version.
How dare Mexico!
We’re renaming Mexican Coke to Freedom Coke.
We’re renaming Mexican Coke to Freedom Coke.
January 3, 2026 at 10:28 PM
How dare Mexico!
We’re renaming Mexican Coke to Freedom Coke.
We’re renaming Mexican Coke to Freedom Coke.
This quote is the reason I tried Sauternes.
January 3, 2026 at 12:48 AM
This quote is the reason I tried Sauternes.
I have a tote bag that I carry around which holds nothing except for Gin and Tonic ingredients.
January 2, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I have a tote bag that I carry around which holds nothing except for Gin and Tonic ingredients.
December 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I will refrain from further references.
December 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I will refrain from further references.
They’re effing with me, right?
December 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
They’re effing with me, right?
Nope, STFU. And if they are, it’s not enough to start a war.
December 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Nope, STFU. And if they are, it’s not enough to start a war.
Good 6am morning for snowy LBI!
December 14, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Good 6am morning for snowy LBI!
And lots of cultural/fun stuff to do with the kids!
Plus I’d be the only rare bookseller in 1,000 miles, what a monopoly!!!!
Plus I’d be the only rare bookseller in 1,000 miles, what a monopoly!!!!
December 13, 2025 at 1:03 PM
And lots of cultural/fun stuff to do with the kids!
Plus I’d be the only rare bookseller in 1,000 miles, what a monopoly!!!!
Plus I’d be the only rare bookseller in 1,000 miles, what a monopoly!!!!
Chased away by whom, the federal appellate court that found the appointment to violate the constitution?!?!
December 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Chased away by whom, the federal appellate court that found the appointment to violate the constitution?!?!
Guns make a great Christmas gift, and having an arsenal is part of your patriotic duties as an American.
December 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Guns make a great Christmas gift, and having an arsenal is part of your patriotic duties as an American.
Hey #booksky or #rarebooksky, if you want to join @bibsocamer.bsky.social but can't afford it, let me know and I'll try to cover your membership dues.
(I'll do as many as I can afford, but I may not be able to cover everyone if the demand is too high. Thanks for understanding).
(I'll do as many as I can afford, but I may not be able to cover everyone if the demand is too high. Thanks for understanding).
December 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Hey #booksky or #rarebooksky, if you want to join @bibsocamer.bsky.social but can't afford it, let me know and I'll try to cover your membership dues.
(I'll do as many as I can afford, but I may not be able to cover everyone if the demand is too high. Thanks for understanding).
(I'll do as many as I can afford, but I may not be able to cover everyone if the demand is too high. Thanks for understanding).
Whatttt it was like pure fiction!
December 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Whatttt it was like pure fiction!
