at least conservatives get to have actual crazy conspiracies. the big liberal conspiracy theory is just like "hey you made me think about something that wasn't the thing I was thinking about before 😡😡😡😡😡"

starting with YOU!!!!!

the greatest moment of my life was clapping a fly

a small price for sports

I don't know, he seems to love Ivanka a lot... specifically her body

if i suddenly became a billionaire i would have overdosed on every drug at once by the end of the day

The only thing they have to exploit to get that convenience is Warmbo, and I think that's worth it

conservatives can only understand something when they can literally see it with their eyeballs or it happens TO them

i always thought it came from brown milk