Let me tell you short tale about a Nightvale resident, Megan Wallaby. She was an adult male hand at birth, later grafted onto a bald 6'10" Russian body donor. After the body had an unfortunate heart attack, Megan was severed and ran away to live in a tarantula burrow.

The US president

"Paint me like one of your French pussycats"

It better not take place in pumpkin spice Palpatines tower again 😤

Everyone is weak to lqzer eyes
youtu.be/Yc6pkKXxZGs?...

I get the confusion, it's only natural to think a cosmic dragon would birth a space dragon

The guy who played the kid on the Cosby show also passed

"Roided out men in black suits trying not to flex lest they ruin their rental agreement, Merican flags as far the i can see, while "Im a real Merican" blasts from the speakers, and then Trump tries to make his eulogy about himself and blame Biden for his death"

What better way to cement his legacy🥲

Wish granted: "When you speak you only speak with a capacity for introspection, insightful understanding, and the ability to connect with complex ideas or emotions, rather than being superficial or easily swayed by fleeting trends or opinions."

Needs to watch more popular culture

Is this kink shaming?

Get into my pocket now!!

Is this kink shaming?

;_; imma miss you so much, time to go find another abandoned twitch plays pokemon channel and beat it in your honor like last time

Pay the cheese tax