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Susan (NeonNurse) Crites
@neonnurse.bsky.social
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Causing wrinkled brows and perplexed looks since 1953.
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Ho-ho-Homestyle! Don't worry, I'm not using that laser eye to keep tab(bie)s on you while you're sleeping.
A woman wearing a tshirt where cats are on slices of pizzas in space. The cats are wearing Santa hats and the pizza has Christmas lights.
December 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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You will be visited by three spirits
Steve, Josh, and Joe being detectives in the Big City, with Blue helping find the clues.
December 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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We Stitch you a merry Christmas!
Woman in a shirt with a pattern of the animated character Stitch in various Christmas poses.
December 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Merry Bling-Glitz! Who else had one of these trees back in the day! (What's hard to find these days is a working rotating light stand!)
A woman in front of a Christmas tree, wearing a t-shirt depicting a vintage aluminum Christmas tree.
December 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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☮️ Peace on Earth, man. ✌️
Woman giving a peace sign, wearing a t-shirt where a lizard in a Santa hat is also giving a peace sign.
December 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Stay cozy, we'll get through this!
Woman in a t-shirt featuring a crossstitch style image of a dumpster fire, with Christmas lights around it. The caption says 'merry and bright.'
December 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Lucky for kitties they're so cute when they're on the Naughty List! #CatSky #ChristmasCats
Woman in a t-shirt showing a cat posing for an arrest photo. He's wearing a Santa hat, is wrapped in lights and is holding a sign that says: "I knocked over the Christmas tree"
December 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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No quiero alardear or anything, but...
Official 1200 day streak from Duolingo
December 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Another road trip day, so I thought this shirt was a good fit.

Apologies in advance for the scarcity of ♥️s today.
Woman in a t-shirt in front of a Christmas tree. The shirt features Jack Skellington, the Grinch and Frosty the Snowman in a car. Caption: "Get in, loser, we're saving Christmas!"
December 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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What I’m wearing to the Bluesky Xmas Party.

It's a bodysuit and it blinks!
Woman in front of a bookshelf wearing a green bodysuit covered with cat ornaments, red bows, snow flakes and blinking lights.
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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What he said.
A woman is standing in front of a Christmas tree. Her t-shirt shows the Grinch in a Santa costume. The caption says, "Not today, Santa."
December 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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You've heard of Elf on the Shelf. How about Me by the Tree in a T?
Woman by a Christmas tree wearing a t-shirt with an image of two cats in a wreath. One cat is sticking out its tongue to catch a snowflake, so the woman is sticking her tongue out the same way.
December 2, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Declaring my personal holiday, the Feast of St. Bling-Glitz, officially ON!
Woman in front of a Christmas tree giving the Vulcan hand salute. Her t-shirt shows a green StarFleet symbol being wrapped in lights by a starship. The words say "Trek the halls"
December 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Do you like #trains / #railroads ? Here's a fun craft I came up with for my TrainBoy. You print the crossing guards onto cardstock or heavy photo paper, cut them out, then tape them back to back around the candy cane drop bars!
Christmas craft - a paper railroad crossing with a candy cane for a drop bar. Christmas craft - a paper railroad crossing you can print and then add a candy cane for a drop bar.
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Caption says Elf-is Presley. Elvis as an elf.
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Ooooh, oooh, ooh, lookin' out my back door....

The jays don't even mind when we stand in the back hall and stare at them. Just so long as the seed keeps coming!
Five blue jays eating at a big bird feeder with a red roof.
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions

(This version inspired by @rayhayes215.bsky.social )
Paul Reuben as PeeWee Herman on PeeWee's Playhouse. I know you are, but what am I? Laurence Fishburne as Cowboy Curtis on PeeWee's Playhouse. Big feet, big boots. Phil Hartman as Captain Carl on PeeWee's Playhouse. A sailor travels to many lands.... John Paragon as Jambi on PeeWee's playhouse. Your wish is granted.
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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The cat bros Coco and Beebee Bengal found the newest coze spot and snagged it!
A tabby cat and a Siamese are cuddled together on a chair with a blue paterned blanket.
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Yard art for the whole holiday season! (Sadly, not ours, just on our road.)
Large plastic bird skeleton wearing a Santa hat.
November 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Finally remembered to take a pic of our November yard decor. Can't forget our quarterturk!
Inflatable turkey in a football costume in front of a short fence, surrounded by pots of fall flowers and foilage.
November 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions
Gambit, Beast, Cyclops and Wolverine
November 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Had a get-toether today for our local group SECO United (our plan--help preserve democracy!) This was my first time in a blow-up costume. 4 out of 5 ⭐ because it turned out NOT to include the white goatee as shown on the package. But still fun!
Woman in an inflatable Uncle Sam costume
November 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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What He said....
A homeless man on the street holding a dog. Caption says: "Do you really want to hear Jesus say: "For I was jobless, and you told me to 'get a job'; I was homeless and you called me a dirty hippie; I was destitute and you said unto me 'Helping you would only encourage a big government nanny state. Be patient, for surely my riches shall trickle down unto you'"?
November 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Share someone who looks stylish wearing a turtleneck 🖤

I've been WAITING and WAITING for someone to post this! (Also note it's Wednesday, so he's wearing black.)
Actor David McCallum in a black turtleneck. Text says "Illya Kuryakin, Richard Lomax"
November 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Introduce yourself via your bookshelf!! This could be a physical or virtual display (think Fable).

☆ Don't forget to include our hashtag, and make sure to use alt-text with any images!! ☆

[Tags: #booksky 💙📚 #BookishQOTD 📖🦋]

Me in the children's section of our little used bookstore.
A woman in a t-shirt commenorating SchoolHouse Rock, standing in front of some bookshelves.
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM