Fun fact: Like half of the greek mythos happens because zeus can't keep his dick in his goddamm pants

I don't think I've always had autism and adhd. I think they just latched onto my brain like a headcrab and took the reins ever since

People who like vanilla porn need to stay in their goddamn lane. Not liking something is cool, but actively going on a post to dunk on it instead of blacklisting it and moving on is top-tier loser behaviour

If I could time travel, one of the first things I'm doing is dapping up Jesus. I'm gonna make Piccolo and Gohan proud

If digital footprint is as important as people say, then I'm gonna be honest, I'm cooked and done for

"Violence is never the answer" is propaganda made by pacifists. If you really think you need to, beat the shit out of someone. Give them the 7 page muda. Beat them until there's nothing left to beat. And if you can't by yourself, get someone to help you do it

I have so many interests and random shit I like. I can probably make a pokerap of all of them vro