Neptune 🔞
@neptunebird.bsky.social
20-something eastern bluebird (NOT A BLUEJAY!!!!!) who probably buys too much banger art | no age in bio, do not follow | https://linktr.ee/neptune_bird | icon and banner: @numijulie.bsky.social
He will never be ba- holy shit hes balling...
November 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
He will never be ba- holy shit hes balling...
Edgar is the Captain of Napoleon’s royal guard. The stalwart knight can frequently be seen standing stoicly by the throne room. Despite his cold exterior, the veteran knight has a warm, kind heart... One of many things his husband Felix absolutely adores about him!
Comm by @jaegerdraws.bsky.social!
Comm by @jaegerdraws.bsky.social!
November 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Edgar is the Captain of Napoleon’s royal guard. The stalwart knight can frequently be seen standing stoicly by the throne room. Despite his cold exterior, the veteran knight has a warm, kind heart... One of many things his husband Felix absolutely adores about him!
Comm by @jaegerdraws.bsky.social!
Comm by @jaegerdraws.bsky.social!
November 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Neptune was struggling in his match against King K. Rool. He's knocked onto his back and sees a shadow. The fat kremling slams his belly down into Neptune! The devastating blow knocks the wind, and consciousness, out of him. Another victory for the King!
Patreon reward by @hunter-husky.bsky.social!
Patreon reward by @hunter-husky.bsky.social!
November 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Neptune was struggling in his match against King K. Rool. He's knocked onto his back and sees a shadow. The fat kremling slams his belly down into Neptune! The devastating blow knocks the wind, and consciousness, out of him. Another victory for the King!
Patreon reward by @hunter-husky.bsky.social!
Patreon reward by @hunter-husky.bsky.social!
Was surprised by a clean version of this piece, wanted to share it as well~
November 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Was surprised by a clean version of this piece, wanted to share it as well~
// blood
Neptune thought Miguel, a retired boxer, would be a pushover in a surprise exhibition match. He was sorely mistaken, the veteran beating him to a pulp. At least their beaks match!
Colors by
@kenji.meow.social.ap.brid.gy, lines by
@boxingdinosaur.bsky.social w/ @penguinwolf1.bsky.social!
Neptune thought Miguel, a retired boxer, would be a pushover in a surprise exhibition match. He was sorely mistaken, the veteran beating him to a pulp. At least their beaks match!
Colors by
@kenji.meow.social.ap.brid.gy, lines by
@boxingdinosaur.bsky.social w/ @penguinwolf1.bsky.social!
November 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
// blood
Neptune thought Miguel, a retired boxer, would be a pushover in a surprise exhibition match. He was sorely mistaken, the veteran beating him to a pulp. At least their beaks match!
Colors by
@kenji.meow.social.ap.brid.gy, lines by
@boxingdinosaur.bsky.social w/ @penguinwolf1.bsky.social!
Neptune thought Miguel, a retired boxer, would be a pushover in a surprise exhibition match. He was sorely mistaken, the veteran beating him to a pulp. At least their beaks match!
Colors by
@kenji.meow.social.ap.brid.gy, lines by
@boxingdinosaur.bsky.social w/ @penguinwolf1.bsky.social!
Pokémon picker time
November 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Pokémon picker time
Neptune was just an average seafaring passenger... Until his ship is boarded by pirates!
Their captain, Winston, needs a new body to possess. The bluebird suits him perfectly.
Neptune had to admit... He looked pretty hot as a pirate.
YCH piece with @winstonk.bsky.social by @korrushen.bsky.social!
Their captain, Winston, needs a new body to possess. The bluebird suits him perfectly.
Neptune had to admit... He looked pretty hot as a pirate.
YCH piece with @winstonk.bsky.social by @korrushen.bsky.social!
November 1, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Neptune was just an average seafaring passenger... Until his ship is boarded by pirates!
Their captain, Winston, needs a new body to possess. The bluebird suits him perfectly.
Neptune had to admit... He looked pretty hot as a pirate.
YCH piece with @winstonk.bsky.social by @korrushen.bsky.social!
Their captain, Winston, needs a new body to possess. The bluebird suits him perfectly.
Neptune had to admit... He looked pretty hot as a pirate.
YCH piece with @winstonk.bsky.social by @korrushen.bsky.social!
dream job..............
October 27, 2025 at 4:29 AM
dream job..............
// Fatal vore
Neptune and Keith were all set for their exhibition match. Long retired, Neptune is confident in his victory and taunts his opponent upon entering the ring. The match IS over as quick as Neptune expected, though he definitely isn't the victor...
Comm by @tastytales.bsky.social!
Neptune and Keith were all set for their exhibition match. Long retired, Neptune is confident in his victory and taunts his opponent upon entering the ring. The match IS over as quick as Neptune expected, though he definitely isn't the victor...
Comm by @tastytales.bsky.social!
October 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
// Fatal vore
Neptune and Keith were all set for their exhibition match. Long retired, Neptune is confident in his victory and taunts his opponent upon entering the ring. The match IS over as quick as Neptune expected, though he definitely isn't the victor...
Comm by @tastytales.bsky.social!
Neptune and Keith were all set for their exhibition match. Long retired, Neptune is confident in his victory and taunts his opponent upon entering the ring. The match IS over as quick as Neptune expected, though he definitely isn't the victor...
Comm by @tastytales.bsky.social!
Chernobog tried to infiltrate an orcish camp to take back a nobleman's looted heirloom. He figured he'd blend in. But the bard's well-manicured appearance and demeanor outs him right away amongst the gang of brutes. He's swiftly brought to a tribesman for punishment.
Comm by @ghangaji.bsky.social!
Comm by @ghangaji.bsky.social!
October 25, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Chernobog tried to infiltrate an orcish camp to take back a nobleman's looted heirloom. He figured he'd blend in. But the bard's well-manicured appearance and demeanor outs him right away amongst the gang of brutes. He's swiftly brought to a tribesman for punishment.
Comm by @ghangaji.bsky.social!
Comm by @ghangaji.bsky.social!
//KO'ed
Maybe Neptune shouldn't have agreed to fight a Baxcalibur in the next weight class up. At least he can dream about his mistakes as he lies unconscious beneath the triumphant wrestler's boot. The bruised fighter's gear even tore in all the right places!
Comm by @darkbearcave.bsky.social!
Maybe Neptune shouldn't have agreed to fight a Baxcalibur in the next weight class up. At least he can dream about his mistakes as he lies unconscious beneath the triumphant wrestler's boot. The bruised fighter's gear even tore in all the right places!
Comm by @darkbearcave.bsky.social!
October 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
//KO'ed
Maybe Neptune shouldn't have agreed to fight a Baxcalibur in the next weight class up. At least he can dream about his mistakes as he lies unconscious beneath the triumphant wrestler's boot. The bruised fighter's gear even tore in all the right places!
Comm by @darkbearcave.bsky.social!
Maybe Neptune shouldn't have agreed to fight a Baxcalibur in the next weight class up. At least he can dream about his mistakes as he lies unconscious beneath the triumphant wrestler's boot. The bruised fighter's gear even tore in all the right places!
Comm by @darkbearcave.bsky.social!
//bone noises
Sampson and Neptune were scheduled for an underground, nude fight. Neptune manages to do decently, but the lion overpowers him with a powerful gut punch. His bones creak from the pressure as the lion continues his onslaught.
Comm by @bactover.bsky.social w/ @blazeberaht.bsky.social!
Sampson and Neptune were scheduled for an underground, nude fight. Neptune manages to do decently, but the lion overpowers him with a powerful gut punch. His bones creak from the pressure as the lion continues his onslaught.
Comm by @bactover.bsky.social w/ @blazeberaht.bsky.social!
October 25, 2025 at 5:57 AM
//bone noises
Sampson and Neptune were scheduled for an underground, nude fight. Neptune manages to do decently, but the lion overpowers him with a powerful gut punch. His bones creak from the pressure as the lion continues his onslaught.
Comm by @bactover.bsky.social w/ @blazeberaht.bsky.social!
Sampson and Neptune were scheduled for an underground, nude fight. Neptune manages to do decently, but the lion overpowers him with a powerful gut punch. His bones creak from the pressure as the lion continues his onslaught.
Comm by @bactover.bsky.social w/ @blazeberaht.bsky.social!
Chernobog and Graham made a drunken bet about who was the better swordfighter. The winner gets to dominate the loser.
Chernobog proves to be a better performer than a fighter. Graham asks Balor, his partner, to help break in his prize!
Comm by @furnandeus.bsky.social w/ @pakratmaniac.bsky.social
Chernobog proves to be a better performer than a fighter. Graham asks Balor, his partner, to help break in his prize!
Comm by @furnandeus.bsky.social w/ @pakratmaniac.bsky.social
October 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Chernobog and Graham made a drunken bet about who was the better swordfighter. The winner gets to dominate the loser.
Chernobog proves to be a better performer than a fighter. Graham asks Balor, his partner, to help break in his prize!
Comm by @furnandeus.bsky.social w/ @pakratmaniac.bsky.social
Chernobog proves to be a better performer than a fighter. Graham asks Balor, his partner, to help break in his prize!
Comm by @furnandeus.bsky.social w/ @pakratmaniac.bsky.social
Fondue and Flambé are GIGANTIC
October 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Fondue and Flambé are GIGANTIC
Neptune was practicing near the flight range when a cold wind picked up. He shivered in the cold, until he felt a warm presence behind him. Kaneli, the former leader of the Rito, brings Neptune back to his home. There, he teaches Neptune a new method for warming up...
YCH by @twstacker.bsky.social!
YCH by @twstacker.bsky.social!
October 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Neptune was practicing near the flight range when a cold wind picked up. He shivered in the cold, until he felt a warm presence behind him. Kaneli, the former leader of the Rito, brings Neptune back to his home. There, he teaches Neptune a new method for warming up...
YCH by @twstacker.bsky.social!
YCH by @twstacker.bsky.social!
Thanks for the chance!!
October 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Thanks for the chance!!
Neptune was paired up against Fury in his next match. He puts up a good fight, but in the end, the massive phoenix puts the cocky masked wrestler in his place. His tattered gear falls from his body, leaving him almost naked as the winner claims him as a trophy.
Comm by @mangojuicebara.bsky.social!
Comm by @mangojuicebara.bsky.social!
October 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Neptune was paired up against Fury in his next match. He puts up a good fight, but in the end, the massive phoenix puts the cocky masked wrestler in his place. His tattered gear falls from his body, leaving him almost naked as the winner claims him as a trophy.
Comm by @mangojuicebara.bsky.social!
Comm by @mangojuicebara.bsky.social!
// blood
Triton thought he was invincible. When his ship docks at port, he hears about a boxing tournament. An easy way to make some gold!
He ends up beaten to a pulp by Dummy. This pirate's booty is getting plundered!
Colors by @kenji.meow.social.ap.brid.gy, lines by @boxingdinosaur.bsky.social!
Triton thought he was invincible. When his ship docks at port, he hears about a boxing tournament. An easy way to make some gold!
He ends up beaten to a pulp by Dummy. This pirate's booty is getting plundered!
Colors by @kenji.meow.social.ap.brid.gy, lines by @boxingdinosaur.bsky.social!
October 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
// blood
Triton thought he was invincible. When his ship docks at port, he hears about a boxing tournament. An easy way to make some gold!
He ends up beaten to a pulp by Dummy. This pirate's booty is getting plundered!
Colors by @kenji.meow.social.ap.brid.gy, lines by @boxingdinosaur.bsky.social!
Triton thought he was invincible. When his ship docks at port, he hears about a boxing tournament. An easy way to make some gold!
He ends up beaten to a pulp by Dummy. This pirate's booty is getting plundered!
Colors by @kenji.meow.social.ap.brid.gy, lines by @boxingdinosaur.bsky.social!
// soul vore
Arexu had gone back to his dimension for a few months, which was decades for Neptune. But, an awkward start leads to a passionate reunion.
Bored with his job, Neptune is enamoured by Arexu's promise to adventure across dimensions... For the low price of his soul.
Comm by @arexu.art!
Arexu had gone back to his dimension for a few months, which was decades for Neptune. But, an awkward start leads to a passionate reunion.
Bored with his job, Neptune is enamoured by Arexu's promise to adventure across dimensions... For the low price of his soul.
Comm by @arexu.art!
October 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
// soul vore
Arexu had gone back to his dimension for a few months, which was decades for Neptune. But, an awkward start leads to a passionate reunion.
Bored with his job, Neptune is enamoured by Arexu's promise to adventure across dimensions... For the low price of his soul.
Comm by @arexu.art!
Arexu had gone back to his dimension for a few months, which was decades for Neptune. But, an awkward start leads to a passionate reunion.
Bored with his job, Neptune is enamoured by Arexu's promise to adventure across dimensions... For the low price of his soul.
Comm by @arexu.art!
When a party needs a defensive tank, Tristan is ready for hire! His bulky frame can defend against mighty blows, while his armor is remains light enough for him to stay agile. He excels in hand-to-hand combat, using his brute strength to take down foes.
Outfit design by @rammygoldfinch.bsky.social!
Outfit design by @rammygoldfinch.bsky.social!
October 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
When a party needs a defensive tank, Tristan is ready for hire! His bulky frame can defend against mighty blows, while his armor is remains light enough for him to stay agile. He excels in hand-to-hand combat, using his brute strength to take down foes.
Outfit design by @rammygoldfinch.bsky.social!
Outfit design by @rammygoldfinch.bsky.social!
Thank you for the chance! Gonna comment a few characters, feel free to choose any of em.
As for days, uhhh
- 17, knockout
- 13, blood
- 21, sleep
As for days, uhhh
- 17, knockout
- 13, blood
- 21, sleep
October 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Thank you for the chance! Gonna comment a few characters, feel free to choose any of em.
As for days, uhhh
- 17, knockout
- 13, blood
- 21, sleep
As for days, uhhh
- 17, knockout
- 13, blood
- 21, sleep