I remember setting up accounts on a couple alternatives last year in prep for just this possibility and I have systematically forgotten every single one of them

I might transfer the data over to a bavkloggd list but certainly not right now

this hard mango drink is p alright.

But then Goombella will casually say something like "Vivian's the real expert on that" or say "Vivian doesn't like that kind of thing" and say it so casually that Vivian suddenly decides what she actually hates is everyone who keeps her from being the only person Goombella looks at

One time, Vivian barely makes it through the first hour of the party before she decides to hide in a spare guestroom until Goombella wants to leave. She waits until like 4 am. Another time she tries to hide away, she finds Goombella just watching a documentary on the TV cause "this party sucks."

Vivian's never even dared to be a literal wallflower, hiding in the shadows of a conversation she could never have. She stayed outside with the crows because it was the kind of conversations she felt she deserved to listen in on.

Goombella moves through a room with a physicality Vivian's never possessed. She stomps, she body-checks, and she gushes. She always has a funny joke and she's always charming people and its just completely by instinct.

there appears to be no info on how to find these secret bosses and yet more people have found them than fought 100 battles with the fem protag. Curious.