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· Oct 14
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does bluesky have bloots?
bloot is the sound a tuba makes
does bluesky have bloots?
bloot is the sound a tuba makes
When you look at a dog your brain releases the exact same chemical as when you look at a human baby, but they taste completely different.
December 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
When you look at a dog your brain releases the exact same chemical as when you look at a human baby, but they taste completely different.
They’re just gonna keep interviewing Ariana Grande but never ask her to eat a sandwich?
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
They’re just gonna keep interviewing Ariana Grande but never ask her to eat a sandwich?
Someone posts “Happy Birthday Grandma, she would have been 110” my first response is: No! No she wouldn’t be! She died. Life expectancy is 80 years old, dying before 110 is perfectly normal.
You’re handing out fictional birthdays like she’s a Marvel character with multiple timelines.
You’re handing out fictional birthdays like she’s a Marvel character with multiple timelines.
November 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Someone posts “Happy Birthday Grandma, she would have been 110” my first response is: No! No she wouldn’t be! She died. Life expectancy is 80 years old, dying before 110 is perfectly normal.
You’re handing out fictional birthdays like she’s a Marvel character with multiple timelines.
You’re handing out fictional birthdays like she’s a Marvel character with multiple timelines.
Imagine this: they capture the UHC CEO shooter and he goes to trial, pleads not guilty, evidence presented shows without a shadow of a doubt that he did it and he's not mentally sick, jury finds him not guilty.
December 6, 2024 at 11:20 AM
Imagine this: they capture the UHC CEO shooter and he goes to trial, pleads not guilty, evidence presented shows without a shadow of a doubt that he did it and he's not mentally sick, jury finds him not guilty.
what can a Witch do that a Wizard cannot?
#dnd #fantasy #osr #dungeonsanddragons
#dnd #fantasy #osr #dungeonsanddragons
December 4, 2024 at 3:24 PM
what can a Witch do that a Wizard cannot?
#dnd #fantasy #osr #dungeonsanddragons
#dnd #fantasy #osr #dungeonsanddragons
Dear Gen Z,
A lot of you haven't watched or read Ranma 1/2, and it shows!
A lot of you haven't watched or read Ranma 1/2, and it shows!
November 25, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Dear Gen Z,
A lot of you haven't watched or read Ranma 1/2, and it shows!
A lot of you haven't watched or read Ranma 1/2, and it shows!
"Keep your laws off of my jokes."
"It's bodies."
"Oh, thanks. Keep your bodies off of my jokes."
"It's bodies."
"Oh, thanks. Keep your bodies off of my jokes."
November 16, 2024 at 2:41 AM
"Keep your laws off of my jokes."
"It's bodies."
"Oh, thanks. Keep your bodies off of my jokes."
"It's bodies."
"Oh, thanks. Keep your bodies off of my jokes."
I keep thinking that I have decide between comedy and gaming, because I don't mix the two.
November 14, 2024 at 2:30 AM
I keep thinking that I have decide between comedy and gaming, because I don't mix the two.
any #ArkhamHorror fans out there?
October 18, 2024 at 2:23 AM
any #ArkhamHorror fans out there?
Ghosts aren't real.
Invisible cats though, they're everywhere.
Invisible cats though, they're everywhere.
June 30, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Ghosts aren't real.
Invisible cats though, they're everywhere.
Invisible cats though, they're everywhere.
If I had a lot of money I like to think that I'd get a lot of creative projects finished, but I'd probably just end up playing more video games.
June 29, 2024 at 2:58 PM
If I had a lot of money I like to think that I'd get a lot of creative projects finished, but I'd probably just end up playing more video games.
great, now when I say "rule 34" people are gonna think I'm talking about Trump being guilty and not that I want to fuck a two-headed brontosaurus with fifteen titties
May 30, 2024 at 10:09 PM
great, now when I say "rule 34" people are gonna think I'm talking about Trump being guilty and not that I want to fuck a two-headed brontosaurus with fifteen titties
POV: napping in my car during lunch break
March 6, 2024 at 8:50 AM
POV: napping in my car during lunch break
Literally 75% of everything Donald Trump says is a lie.
https://www.politifact.com/article/2024/feb/01/what-politifact-learned-in-1000-fact-checks-of-don/
https://www.politifact.com/article/2024/feb/01/what-politifact-learned-in-1000-fact-checks-of-don/
February 4, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Literally 75% of everything Donald Trump says is a lie.
https://www.politifact.com/article/2024/feb/01/what-politifact-learned-in-1000-fact-checks-of-don/
https://www.politifact.com/article/2024/feb/01/what-politifact-learned-in-1000-fact-checks-of-don/
Peter Dinklage is the coolest mfer in Hollywood, every time I watch a new film I think "why isn't Peter Dinklage in this? why isn't Peter cast in this role?"
January 28, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Peter Dinklage is the coolest mfer in Hollywood, every time I watch a new film I think "why isn't Peter Dinklage in this? why isn't Peter cast in this role?"
Me, trying to name magical stones in my D&D world: I looked up the Greek, Latin, Armenian, and Arabic words for various kinds of rocks and stones and think I might call them Krustones
Elden Ring: These gemstones that take over wizards' brains are called Glintstones
Elden Ring: These gemstones that take over wizards' brains are called Glintstones
January 21, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Me, trying to name magical stones in my D&D world: I looked up the Greek, Latin, Armenian, and Arabic words for various kinds of rocks and stones and think I might call them Krustones
Elden Ring: These gemstones that take over wizards' brains are called Glintstones
Elden Ring: These gemstones that take over wizards' brains are called Glintstones
I listened to the George Carlin AI and its an amazing facsimile, but I didn't hear any jokes.
January 12, 2024 at 8:59 AM
I listened to the George Carlin AI and its an amazing facsimile, but I didn't hear any jokes.
I never thought I would say this but: Jodie Foster is right
January 7, 2024 at 4:43 AM
I never thought I would say this but: Jodie Foster is right
I used to have 8 bookcases of gaming books, now I'm down to 2. By the end of this month it'll hopefully be down to 1.
January 3, 2024 at 3:05 AM
I used to have 8 bookcases of gaming books, now I'm down to 2. By the end of this month it'll hopefully be down to 1.
Bluesky: the quiet social media
December 26, 2023 at 4:54 PM
Bluesky: the quiet social media
you will never understand how much I hate Discord
December 25, 2023 at 12:25 AM
you will never understand how much I hate Discord
the xbox360 was superior and that's why it outsold the ps3.
the ps5 is superior and that's why it's outselling the xbox1.
it's not rocket science!
the ps5 is superior and that's why it's outselling the xbox1.
it's not rocket science!
December 24, 2023 at 12:17 AM
the xbox360 was superior and that's why it outsold the ps3.
the ps5 is superior and that's why it's outselling the xbox1.
it's not rocket science!
the ps5 is superior and that's why it's outselling the xbox1.
it's not rocket science!
whoever made this is trolling from another dimension or else is profoundly stupid.
this is Donnie's mugshot.
he had to literally surrender for this photo to be taken.
this is Donnie's mugshot.
he had to literally surrender for this photo to be taken.
December 9, 2023 at 4:48 AM
whoever made this is trolling from another dimension or else is profoundly stupid.
this is Donnie's mugshot.
he had to literally surrender for this photo to be taken.
this is Donnie's mugshot.
he had to literally surrender for this photo to be taken.