Someone should teach this guy how percentages work.

I listen to it daily. That along with coffee in the morning gets me moving.

Is that even how rents work? Mine has only gone up for the last forever years.

So many reasons for our hearts to be broken theese days and for them to be murdered is yet another... Hey, Death. Why don't you take a holiday. A LONG ONE...

Honestly? I think the greatest country in the world should be able to make sure every citizen has food, clothes, healthcare, housing, and Internet.

With all the money we spend on the military, this should be 100% doable.

Our society is broken like that. Deep down, we all hate ourselves and each other. Why do we let our government spend so much more on war than they do on education, health, and housing? It's sad but true. At least, Mamdani seems to think we deserve better so we voted for him here in NYC.

I really wish someone would find that episode of the Daily Show where Graham went on and talked nothing but sh!t about Trump the whole time. I'd love to see a reporter ask him about that night and why anyone should trust him when he has been all over the map.

Wait, they let a sane-sounding man on TV? This must not be CBS!

She is asking why a known-to-be-safe drug isn't being investigated for being a not-safe drug. This is a very weird version of holding our leaders feet to the fire. Why aren't you doing this thing that doesn't need to be done? Feels like a scene from the Terry Gilliam film Brazil.

Maybe he could ask God for the recipe.Then we could bottle it & sell it in stores bc it's so healthy.After that, it could replace High Fructose Corn Syrup in all the things we put HFCS in.Bc its so healthy,we should also use it as an additive for gasoline so instead of polluting, we're healthifying

Is that bald guy Lex Luthor? Jeff Bezos? Hitler without his wig on?

I mean, isn't it rigged, though? If we were all paid literally what our work is worth to the corporation that we work for, where would the corporation's profits be? In *our* pockets, not theirs. That's not wrong, right?

Wait--has it been proven that he is even killing actual drug dealers? I want to see that actual proof.

Weekend at Donnie's

"MR. PRESIDENT? MR. PRESIDENT! YOU'RE BEING RACIST IN YOUR SLEEP, SIR!"

"Oh, was I? I'm sorry about that... I'll try to not talk so much."

"Good idea, sir."

"They were both incompetent."

He doesn't even know what he's saying does he?

He needs to get himself to a Genius Bar! Gotta get that battery replacement. Clearly he's way below the 80% capacity Apple recommends.

Biden watching this clip some where: "NOW WHO'S SLEEPY YA LITTLE B!TCH!!!"