Poᴛᴜꜱ buffooUNIT Ys who held COURT about a green land,
His mind time-travelled back: a girls’ room panty RADON,
Til he saw Greenland was BARON,
So renamed the island Iceland,
WOOLY next say for April he’s taking Easter Island?
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Poᴛᴜꜱ buffooUNIT Ys who held COURT about a green land,
His mind time-travelled back: a girls’ room panty RADON,
Til he saw Greenland was BARON,
So renamed the island Iceland,
WOOLY next say for April he’s taking Easter Island?
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King Midas surrounded by yellow GUILT objets d'art,
CATCHing light as his esCARGOt🐌 burger causes a fart,
To see this buffooUN — IT Ys so wrong,
Dancing as flunkies sinG A OL’ Song,
Threats epiCLʏ INKonceivable — he ate the pie chart.
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King Midas surrounded by yellow GUILT objets d'art,
CATCHing light as his esCARGOt🐌 burger causes a fart,
To see this buffooUN — IT Ys so wrong,
Dancing as flunkies sinG A OL’ Song,
Threats epiCLʏ INKonceivable — he ate the pie chart.
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ImmUNITY feeds the king’s juvenile tendencies,
BiCARB Soda for his loser insecurities?
“It’s a MIXUP” he claims, “You see,
“The Nobel is for nobility,
“Like Me!” as he went on to skCU BIᝯ discrepancies.
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ImmUNITY feeds the king’s juvenile tendencies,
BiCARB Soda for his loser insecurities?
“It’s a MIXUP” he claims, “You see,
“The Nobel is for nobility,
“Like Me!” as he went on to skCU BIᝯ discrepancies.
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Bully’s goal seems: SULLY the UNITYd States’ reputation,
Supported by elected flunkies in CUSHY positions,
We awake each day newly DUMBStruck,
His agenda propelled by dumb luck,
The SCORE is Evil: 10; Good: 1; Dead: Too many to fathom.
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Bully’s goal seems: SULLY the UNITYd States’ reputation,
Supported by elected flunkies in CUSHY positions,
We awake each day newly DUMBStruck,
His agenda propelled by dumb luck,
The SCORE is Evil: 10; Good: 1; Dead: Too many to fathom.
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OpportUNITYs to suggest threats of an atom bomb,
Avoid revealing files about Who was a KEMPT woman,
While we type, he plots a RADON Greenland,
Caracas beauty PAGeANt, or Iran,
Making false surreal claims like his image that is WAXEN.
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OpportUNITYs to suggest threats of an atom bomb,
Avoid revealing files about Who was a KEMPT woman,
While we type, he plots a RADON Greenland,
Caracas beauty PAGeANt, or Iran,
Making false surreal claims like his image that is WAXEN.
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Later or sooUN ITY’ll be the end of the terrors,
Then some will awaken to their own MOREL error,
Just like a plant known as SUMAC,
Can be edible or toxic,
Some CHUMPs who run AMUCK run the same way forever.
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Later or sooUN ITY’ll be the end of the terrors,
Then some will awaken to their own MOREL error,
Just like a plant known as SUMAC,
Can be edible or toxic,
Some CHUMPs who run AMUCK run the same way forever.
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Supreme immUNITY birthed a mean Tsarist regime, man:
For gold exterminates brown people and also GREENland,
Will your TEENS harvest your lettuce?
Replace your dental hygienist?
Common sense MELDS in a FIERY furnace not seen again.
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Supreme immUNITY birthed a mean Tsarist regime, man:
For gold exterminates brown people and also GREENland,
Will your TEENS harvest your lettuce?
Replace your dental hygienist?
Common sense MELDS in a FIERY furnace not seen again.
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Thirteen UNITYd States did embRACE Revolution,
Now an awFL IMP🧌 full of evil has been made king,
So a senile bully WAGERs war,
In his domain and around the world,
CARBO-loaded for bear, rage growing in a tailspin.🌪️
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Thirteen UNITYd States did embRACE Revolution,
Now an awFL IMP🧌 full of evil has been made king,
So a senile bully WAGERs war,
In his domain and around the world,
CARBO-loaded for bear, rage growing in a tailspin.🌪️
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A ROSE has thorns seemingly for beauty’s protection,
Not to target and harm like some floral mUNITYion,
Greedy men who CLASPed tight the beauty,
In pain destroyed it with cruelty,
Now warlords egg on and exploit a right/left CHASM.
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A ROSE has thorns seemingly for beauty’s protection,
Not to target and harm like some floral mUNITYion,
Greedy men who CLASPed tight the beauty,
In pain destroyed it with cruelty,
Now warlords egg on and exploit a right/left CHASM.
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President ₲ramps has some pretty 𝓈CILI Advertisements:
In GitmO, A SIStern🚽 called the Golden Throne OASIS,
A rocket trip to the great beyond,
Into thA VOID via ₲reat ₲ramp’s🪄wand,
Send yer money for the fUN IT Yll be till it isn’t.
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President ₲ramps has some pretty 𝓈CILI Advertisements:
In GitmO, A SIStern🚽 called the Golden Throne OASIS,
A rocket trip to the great beyond,
Into thA VOID via ₲reat ₲ramp’s🪄wand,
Send yer money for the fUN IT Yll be till it isn’t.
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King YouKnowWho had his name engraved here & yonder,
To certain unforgottUN IT Yd be the future,
But in the future, the MOREL of this tale,
Is that tho they forgot he skipped paying bale,
Any RUMOR began What’sHiszName? KinG, UM, BOnkers?
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King YouKnowWho had his name engraved here & yonder,
To certain unforgottUN IT Yd be the future,
But in the future, the MOREL of this tale,
Is that tho they forgot he skipped paying bale,
Any RUMOR began What’sHiszName? KinG, UM, BOnkers?
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youtu.be/XUEITO1Ptjo
“Revenge is like a rolling stone
“It always finds it way back home”
— ©Jesse Welles, 2026
youtu.be/XUEITO1Ptjo
“Revenge is like a rolling stone
“It always finds it way back home”
— ©Jesse Welles, 2026
By definition a Tyrant has impUNITY,
Decides TRIALs from his own sense of morality,
Tho amorality’s his hallmark,
With brute cruelty as a trademark,
Still pharaohs WRESTʟing death lost eventually.
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By definition a Tyrant has impUNITY,
Decides TRIALs from his own sense of morality,
Tho amorality’s his hallmark,
With brute cruelty as a trademark,
Still pharaohs WRESTʟing death lost eventually.
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By the light of the mooUN ITʸs when a cub does query,
“Is it the Lion King or the Lyin’ King story?”
A lyin’ king has no MORELs,
He’s aFRAUD of his own shadow,
The Lion’s strAUɴGUR even if his mane is QU卂RKy.🦁
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By the light of the mooUN ITʸs when a cub does query,
“Is it the Lion King or the Lyin’ King story?”
A lyin’ king has no MORELs,
He’s aFRAUD of his own shadow,
The Lion’s strAUɴGUR even if his mane is QU卂RKy.🦁
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Give a MANIₐC immUNITY and he’ll run amok,
His words and deeds LIKENed to the bull in a China shop,
Add on DECADes of bribery and lies,
Plus an ego too frail to criticize,
The WEIGHt of this recipe puts doomsday at 12 o’clock.
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Give a MANIₐC immUNITY and he’ll run amok,
His words and deeds LIKENed to the bull in a China shop,
Add on DECADes of bribery and lies,
Plus an ego too frail to criticize,
The WEIGHt of this recipe puts doomsday at 12 o’clock.
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"Are You Mad Enough Yet?" aka "Make America Good Again"
A parody of My Favorite Things by
Berklee College of Music alum Ivy Alex:
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"Are You Mad Enough Yet?" aka "Make America Good Again"
A parody of My Favorite Things by
Berklee College of Music alum Ivy Alex:
www.tiktok.com/@ivyalexmusi...
NONE Too soon the grEIGHT wEIGHT of DJT’s reign will lift,
BI-TERrible means the nation has been set adrift,
UNITYd States are divided,
To feed ego and line pockets,
Pet-killer dressed to the NINES sicks ɪᴄᴇ on innocents.
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NONE Too soon the grEIGHT wEIGHT of DJT’s reign will lift,
BI-TERrible means the nation has been set adrift,
UNITYd States are divided,
To feed ego and line pockets,
Pet-killer dressed to the NINES sicks ɪᴄᴇ on innocents.
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Never too sooUN ITY’ll be the end of a dickTATER’s reign,
Whether the ꜰührer, ᴘol ᴘot, ɴero, the ᴅon, or ᴘutin,
Then there’ll be relief with song and dance,
Til builds a WAXENing dissonance,
And many reabsorB LASTing false hopes for a good ᴋing.
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Never too sooUN ITY’ll be the end of a dickTATER’s reign,
Whether the ꜰührer, ᴘol ᴘot, ɴero, the ᴅon, or ᴘutin,
Then there’ll be relief with song and dance,
Til builds a WAXENing dissonance,
And many reabsorB LASTing false hopes for a good ᴋing.
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youtu.be/El0CLduLgew
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With impUNITY 34-count-FELON’s reign RERAN,
Then came Supreme immUNITY, and the Terrors BEGAN,
With all the SEVEN deadly sins,
As guideposts to riches for him,
He feasts on kidnaps and Big Macs, tho no pies of PECAN.
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With impUNITY 34-count-FELON’s reign RERAN,
Then came Supreme immUNITY, and the Terrors BEGAN,
With all the SEVEN deadly sins,
As guideposts to riches for him,
He feasts on kidnaps and Big Macs, tho no pies of PECAN.
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From impUNITY in COMBOnation with temper tantrums,
A ROSE a heat-seeking revenge-builder of domination,
Tales of each young fOX BOWled over,
Like pins re-racked once cornered,
Until tales zOOM PHoned in to fibbie recorders did him in.
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From impUNITY in COMBOnation with temper tantrums,
A ROSE a heat-seeking revenge-builder of domination,
Tales of each young fOX BOWled over,
Like pins re-racked once cornered,
Until tales zOOM PHoned in to fibbie recorders did him in.
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Mr Potatohead longed to rub up against FILM Stars,
Failing that he did LEAP Soon to conning poor voters,
Finding UNITYd States king,
Was indeed most fulFILLYng,
As he LORDS it over those more deserving by far.
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Mr Potatohead longed to rub up against FILM Stars,
Failing that he did LEAP Soon to conning poor voters,
Finding UNITYd States king,
Was indeed most fulFILLYng,
As he LORDS it over those more deserving by far.
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A Nobel WOMÆN did play Mango man like a fiddle,
So he sent his POSSE to do stuff extrajudical,
Did she even know,
If she’d get A ROSE?
Was it WORTH it for the oil? If so, very a little.
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“For What It’s Worth”
youtu.be/JRV5LoOMyBk
A Nobel WOMÆN did play Mango man like a fiddle,
So he sent his POSSE to do stuff extrajudical,
Did she even know,
If she’d get A ROSE?
Was it WORTH it for the oil? If so, very a little.
nytimes.com/shared/comme...
“For What It’s Worth”
youtu.be/JRV5LoOMyBk