Stayed up stalki- I mean, waiting for the guy that has been creeping as he goes by the house. He showed up with a friend last night. He's still an idiot 🙄

My doordasher failed me. He delivered my coffee and donuts at the same time Will got home 😶😁

"I feel like a stalker." As I wait for the guy to come creeping my house again.

We have something in common.

Makes food for children, children pour it on themselves and laugh.

Happy Friday 😬