Trump staring out like he's disappointed D.C. doesn’t match the Civil War reenactment brochure he keeps under his pillow.

imagine knowing the house is on fire, seeing the smoke detector blaring, and saying, “Let’s fix this... by shooting the smoke detector with a shotgun and eating the fire extinguisher.

before anyone jumps in with their usual "war is messy" or "but what about—" deflections, here's a little reminder: Journalists are protected under international law. You don’t get to bomb someone wearing a giant “PRESS” vest and then claim it was an “oopsie.” that's censorship by airstrike

Imagine banning lifeboats on the Titanic because you’re worried they might float too well

Next up: Dr. Oz and Dr. Phil team up for a limited series called “Democracy: How’s THAT Workin’ for Ya?” Spoiler: It’s not.

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Six months into Trump’s second term and already the Constitution is screaming into a pillow.

Ballroom? Bro your entire administration was already a circus tent

I think Trump's brain is just an episode of Fox & Friends on loop while a monkey slaps a Diet Coke button.

Trump treats laws like he treats wives: break 'em, ignore 'em, replace 'em

Trump speaks like a Yelp review written by a concussed stepdad

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in a just world he would be in a padded room .

"we gonna do so much winning"