Neukuku Speaks
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Neukuku Speaks
@neukuku.bsky.social
· Aug 25
Shower thoughts, what if the pope was the soap and he was very clean.
Would you still love me if I were compatible with your plane of existence? Ok what about if I were human?
January 27, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Would you still love me if I were compatible with your plane of existence? Ok what about if I were human?
I've finally done it, I've achieved the possible, I fell into still water
January 24, 2026 at 7:23 AM
I've finally done it, I've achieved the possible, I fell into still water
Animal Well and Clothing Store
January 22, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Animal Well and Clothing Store
Was contemplating on posting something for the past few days and I finally decided to and I said "imma post it" so I guess this is me now
January 18, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Was contemplating on posting something for the past few days and I finally decided to and I said "imma post it" so I guess this is me now
25 AK was the year that I ended the world, and your minds all just kept running in the void, making up what might be happening and keeping you all in a dull trance of reality as if it was normal
January 14, 2026 at 10:05 PM
25 AK was the year that I ended the world, and your minds all just kept running in the void, making up what might be happening and keeping you all in a dull trance of reality as if it was normal
Me and my Animacules bussin it down in the club #microbiology #groceries
January 14, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Me and my Animacules bussin it down in the club #microbiology #groceries
My unpopular opinion,
If you're not creative enough to design something or have an idea of something, you shouldn't be able to buy that idea or design off someone else
It's lazy and uncreative, and to me, almost as bad as asking AI to imagine things for you
If you're not creative enough to design something or have an idea of something, you shouldn't be able to buy that idea or design off someone else
It's lazy and uncreative, and to me, almost as bad as asking AI to imagine things for you
January 14, 2026 at 9:58 PM
My unpopular opinion,
If you're not creative enough to design something or have an idea of something, you shouldn't be able to buy that idea or design off someone else
It's lazy and uncreative, and to me, almost as bad as asking AI to imagine things for you
If you're not creative enough to design something or have an idea of something, you shouldn't be able to buy that idea or design off someone else
It's lazy and uncreative, and to me, almost as bad as asking AI to imagine things for you
January 6, 2026 at 12:54 AM
What if Air BNB was Air BRB and all you humans and any other thing that needs air died out before the Air got "right back"
January 5, 2026 at 5:41 AM
What if Air BNB was Air BRB and all you humans and any other thing that needs air died out before the Air got "right back"
What if Seong Gi-Hun was Seong Gi-Rich and Squid Game never happened cause he had 2 dollar
January 5, 2026 at 12:47 AM
What if Seong Gi-Hun was Seong Gi-Rich and Squid Game never happened cause he had 2 dollar
Mfs say they love Finn the human, but HIS NAME IS ADVENTURE TIME
December 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Mfs say they love Finn the human, but HIS NAME IS ADVENTURE TIME
In my madness era
December 20, 2025 at 7:23 AM
In my madness era
If I had a friend from the Czech Republic, I'd constantly be sayin "let me Czech" just to ragebait
December 18, 2025 at 5:22 AM
If I had a friend from the Czech Republic, I'd constantly be sayin "let me Czech" just to ragebait
"hot take" this and "hot take" that, but why do we let hot do that? I mean if hot tried to take from me I just wouldn't let it happen
December 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
"hot take" this and "hot take" that, but why do we let hot do that? I mean if hot tried to take from me I just wouldn't let it happen
Gremlins (1984) is crazy cause they really just made "Evil Labubus: The Movie"
December 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Gremlins (1984) is crazy cause they really just made "Evil Labubus: The Movie"
What if Gifs were Gifts and you used them when you were very jolly 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
December 7, 2025 at 9:04 AM
What if Gifs were Gifts and you used them when you were very jolly 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
On good days I'm like
Bitches love my pretty long hair and rubbing my soft fur covered belly 😤
On bad days I'm like
Bitches love my pretty long hair and rubbing my soft fur covered belly but it's a bad day 😢
Bitches love my pretty long hair and rubbing my soft fur covered belly 😤
On bad days I'm like
Bitches love my pretty long hair and rubbing my soft fur covered belly but it's a bad day 😢
December 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
On good days I'm like
Bitches love my pretty long hair and rubbing my soft fur covered belly 😤
On bad days I'm like
Bitches love my pretty long hair and rubbing my soft fur covered belly but it's a bad day 😢
Bitches love my pretty long hair and rubbing my soft fur covered belly 😤
On bad days I'm like
Bitches love my pretty long hair and rubbing my soft fur covered belly but it's a bad day 😢
But what if the key was made of bread
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
But what if the key was made of bread
Y'all won't believe what's happening next week
November 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Y'all won't believe what's happening next week
Anne Frank? No, see, frank starts with a consonant sound, like, not the sound of a vowel for those who don't know what consonant means, so it would technically be A Frank
November 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Anne Frank? No, see, frank starts with a consonant sound, like, not the sound of a vowel for those who don't know what consonant means, so it would technically be A Frank
I do even eat cottage cheese
November 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I do even eat cottage cheese
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what if instead of silksong it was called pilksong (like pepsi milk). I think that would be a better title personally
September 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
what if instead of silksong it was called pilksong (like pepsi milk). I think that would be a better title personally
Purple is like green but if it was purple
October 21, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Purple is like green but if it was purple