I don’t know why we aren’t all as famous as Jack Antonoff. You, too, can write a shitty, annoying pop song if you just set your mind to it!

Wearing a Deafheaven hoodie to the gym because I want people to know that while I lift weights I will also cry if my wife puts on a period piece.

Springsteen’s Streets of Philadelphia Sessions got me thinking he really should have had somebody give him a sampler back then. Can you imagine an early 90’s Bruce record with like, Portishead production? That would have killed!

I hate people who fake the funk, like Pete Davidson. Learn to commit to something, you coward.

Here’s my hot take on the Replacements:

Dizzy Up the Girl by the Goo Goo Dolls is a better Replacements album than the Replacements ever made (and I love the Mats)

I do not believe people love Jeff Buckley as much as they claim to.

I would describe Ian MacKaye’s band The Evens as Neoliberal Rock

If you play golf, you have definitely cheated on your partner before.

YO FUCK HENRY KISSINGER I’M GLAD THAT WAR CRIMINAL IS DEAD REST IN PISS HANK

When you’ve had a rough day, consider the wisdom of R.J. MacReady

I’m not Al Jourgensen, so not EVERY day is Halloween… but this one certainly is

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The beloved and I on Spooky Tuesday