neutralstraw.bsky.social
neutralstraw.bsky.social
@neutralstraw.bsky.social
Please do this. It might make the simulation reboot.
January 14, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Right after I measure myself in smoots
January 14, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Glad you’re back.
January 10, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Honestly, with a different name I’d be in line.
January 10, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Only if you use it to watch pre-rerelease Star Wars on vhs while insisting “I’m watching it the way it was intended”
December 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Better than starting with the pilot imho.
December 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
He’s a jive turkey. Rare breed outside the White House.
December 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
That sort of reaction is super common among my friend group which is overfull with people with ADHD and autism. Seems to be a commonly reported by people self identifying as part of those groups online as well, fwiw.
December 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Because you know Big Raisin isn’t going to take kindly to their source materials being waylaid by the sudden Grape Pancake fad
December 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The tv, the Saturn, the bonjovi album or all three?
December 8, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Still have the disks and the player in my attic somewhere. The quality was surprisingly good at the time.
December 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Sure there is: kissing a despot‘s ass in front of a picture of Ronald Reagan without paying tribute to his wife, the throat GOAT.
December 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM